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> [Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/best-of-luck-not-getting-murdered-by-the-roommate-you-found-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae3/anonymous-1_facebook-status_best-of-luck-not-getting-murdered-by-the_1118664.jpg)

> [“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-r-erickson/my-idea-of-being-a-nice-dog-stops-short-of-getting-murdered-for-it/)

[John R. Erickson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-r-erickson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/john-r-erickson-24156_dog_my-idea-of-being-a-nice-dog-stops-short_1583304.jpg)

> [“But the thing is, you see -and to be honest, I don't like to mention this- I'm a bit short. There just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-horowitz/but-the-thing-is-you-see-and-to-be-honest-i-don-t-like-to-mention/)

[Anthony Horowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-horowitz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c9/anthony-horowitz-1452_murdered_but-the-thing-is-you-see-and-to-be-hones_2272231.png)

> [The phone ringing and ringing but no one picking up hoping my mom gets this message of what the world is bringing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-croft/the-phone-ringing-and-ringing-but-no-one-picking-up-hoping-my-mom/)

[Jonathan Croft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-croft/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c47/jonathan-croft-44458_blood-flow_the-phone-ringing-and-ringing-but-no-one_2943253.jpg)

> [Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mindy-kaling/always-wear-flats-and-have-your-friends-sleep-over-a-step-by-step-how/)

[Mindy Kaling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mindy-kaling/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/mindy-kaling-672_avoiding_always-wear-flats-and-have-your-friends_3163453.jpg)

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