--- title: "1 Getting laid Quotes By Wells Tower" description: "1 Getting laid quotes by Wells Tower. Plus more from Wells Tower and more Getting laid sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/wells-tower-28754_fifteen-years_over-the-years-i-ve-made-good-money-in-r_2380142.jpg" --- > [“Over the years, I've made good money in real estate, and for some reason, this hurts Stephen's feelings. He's not a churchman, but he's extremely big on piety and sacrifice and letting you know what fine values he's got. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/over-the-years-i-ve-made-good-money-in-real-estate-and-for-some/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/wells-tower-28754_fifteen-years_over-the-years-i-ve-made-good-money-in-r_2380142.jpg) ## Other authors on Getting laid ## More by Wells Tower > [“She was molten in my bed, but she also suffered depressions that were very dear to her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/she-was-molten-in-my-bed-but-she-also-suffered-depressions-that-were/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [ “It turned out to be just his sort of life in Melbourne \[Florida\] -- a little three-room mini apartment to himself, and down on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/it-turned-out-to-be-just-his-sort-of-life-in-melbourne-florida-a/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“It didn't make much sense to me then, what Gnut was going through, but after Pila and me had our little twins, and we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/it-didn-t-make-much-sense-to-me-then-what-gnut-was-going-through-but/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“The bell on the cat's collar roused her. He'd brought her something: a baby pigeon stolen from its nest, mauled and draped on Jacey's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/the-bell-on-the-cat-s-collar-roused-her-he-d-brought-her-something-a/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“I was just kind of tripping out on what getting shot is all about. How it's just you getting touched by a little thing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/i-was-just-kind-of-tripping-out-on-what-getting-shot-is-all-about-how/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“The Brown Coast" "Not long after the affair had run its course, Bob and his wife were driving to town when Vicky looked up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/the-brown-coast-not-long-after-the-affair-had-run-its-course-bob-and/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“Down Through the Valley" "When Jane left me for Barry Kramer, it was a heavy kind of hurt, but by the time she took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/down-through-the-valley-when-jane-left-me-for-barry-kramer-it-was-a/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [With fiction, there’s no reason why everything you write shouldn’t be amazing. Nobody’s stopping you from making up better stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/with-fiction-there-s-no-reason-why-everything-you-write-shouldn-t-be/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“With two hours until her mother picked her up, Janey was alone, woozy and heart-swollen in the downtown, wandering wet streets that gleamed as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/with-two-hours-until-her-mother-picked-her-up-janey-was-alone-woozy/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“Retreat" "I can't explain why I did these things, except to say that I carry a little imp inside me whose ambrosia is my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/retreat-i-can-t-explain-why-i-did-these-things-except-to-say-that-i/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [Much time and money has gone into computer chess programs, and so far, no one's figured out how to crack the game, which I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/much-time-and-money-has-gone-into-computer-chess-programs-and-so-far/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [I think what people really want is fiction that in some tiny way makes their life more meaningful and makes the world seem like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/i-think-what-people-really-want-is-fiction-that-in-some-tiny-way/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“So what are you doing, any looting?" "Why? You got anything to loot?" "Me? Oh, no. Got a decent cookstove, but I can't see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/so-what-are-you-doing-any-looting-why-you-got-anything-to-loot-me-oh/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [I dug myself a garden, and a stray cat I grew to like would come around to sulk in the corn. I forced myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/i-dug-myself-a-garden-and-a-stray-cat-i-grew-to-like-would-come/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) > [“At times such as these, you get a good, humble feeling, like the gods made this place, this moment, first and concocted you as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wells-tower/at-times-such-as-these-you-get-a-good-humble-feeling-like-the-gods/) [Wells Tower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wells-tower/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/getting-laid/wells-tower/#itemlist", "name": "1 Getting laid Quotes By Wells Tower", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Over the years, I've made good money in real estate, and for some reason, this hurts Stephen's feelings. 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