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> [I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/i-m-grateful-for-doing-those-drugs-because-they-kept-me-from-getting/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b4/steven-tyler-2778_aids_i-m-grateful-for-doing-those-drugs-becau_1386011.png)

> [Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/now-that-i-m-sober-i-deserve-to-get-laid/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

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## Other authors on Getting laid

## More by Steven Tyler

> [I got in trouble my whole life for having a big mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/i-got-in-trouble-my-whole-life-for-having-a-big-mouth/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [Aerosmith-one of the 10 best bands today? Yeah definitely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/aerosmith-one-of-the-10-best-bands-today-yeah-definitely/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [Drugs will get you out of your own way, but we lived it, and that's dangerous. It can actually turn around on itself and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/drugs-will-get-you-out-of-your-own-way-but-we-lived-it-and-that-s/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [“By the end of the seventies, some nights I was so out of it our road manager, Joe Baptista, would have to carry me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/by-the-end-of-the-seventies-some-nights-i-was-so-out-of-it-our-road/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [“Gay sex just doesn't do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but just didn't dig it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/gay-sex-just-doesn-t-do-it-for-me-i-tried-it-one-time-when-i-was/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [I know why we're here. We're all here because we're not all there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/i-know-why-we-re-here-we-re-all-here-because-we-re-not-all-there/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [What makes me feel good is that after all these years, the ideas that Joe Perry came up with worked and all the kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/what-makes-me-feel-good-is-that-after-all-these-years-the-ideas-that/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [If you don't have a dream, there is no way to make one come true.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/if-you-don-t-have-a-dream-there-is-no-way-to-make-one-come-true/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [You should have felt the buzz the moment all five of us got together in the same room for the first time again. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/you-should-have-felt-the-buzz-the-moment-all-five-of-us-got-together/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [I can't live off the ego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/i-can-t-live-off-the-ego/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [Sing with me, sing for the years. Sing for the laughter'n sing for the tears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/sing-with-me-sing-for-the-years-sing-for-the-laughter-n-sing-for-the/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [Im very judgmental of the guys in the band. I know when to say, Dont bore us...get to the chorus! and I think Id…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/im-very-judgmental-of-the-guys-in-the-band-i-know-when-to-say-dont/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [“Everybody's got their dues in life to pay”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/everybody-s-got-their-dues-in-life-to-pay/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [It's amazing in the blink of an eye you finally see the light.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/it-s-amazing-in-the-blink-of-an-eye-you-finally-see-the-light/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

> [Imagine taking off your makeup and nobody knows who you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-tyler/imagine-taking-off-your-makeup-and-nobody-knows-who-you-are/)

[Steven Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-tyler/)

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