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title: "24 Get a girl Quotes by 24 authors"
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> [I don't tend to get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and weirdos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zac-hanson/i-don-t-tend-to-get-girls-as-fans-i-just-get-all-the-young-guys-and/)

[Zac Hanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zac-hanson/)

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> [Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/sometimes-when-you-get-a-girl-pregnant-you-blame-the-condom-his/)

[J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/)

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> [I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/twyla-tharp/i-think-a-sense-of-humor-will-help-get-a-girl-out-of-a-dark-place/)

[Twyla Tharp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/twyla-tharp/)

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> [It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-byrne/it-s-not-music-you-would-use-to-get-a-girl-into-bed-if-anything-you/)

[David Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-byrne/)

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> [Nothing like having a warrant for your execution to get a girl motivated.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-v-snyder/nothing-like-having-a-warrant-for-your-execution-to-get-a-girl/)

[Maria V. Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-v-snyder/)

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> [“I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-tell-ya-i-know-the-best-way-to-get-girls-i-hang-out-at-women-s/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [In general, I did what a lot of character actors do: I did it to get girls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-fuller/in-general-i-did-what-a-lot-of-character-actors-do-i-did-it-to-get/)

[Kurt Fuller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-fuller/)

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> [Arent people supposed to do movies so that they can get girls?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucas-till/arent-people-supposed-to-do-movies-so-that-they-can-get-girls/)

[Lucas Till](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucas-till/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c18/lucas-till-4507_get-a-girl_arent-people-supposed-to-do-movies-so-th_23570.png)

> [I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do think it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-stamos/i-have-never-been-so-calculating-as-to-sing-some-barry-white-song-to/)

[John Stamos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-stamos/)

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> [I love all the old pictures - of spanking and Bettie Page and corsets. But you can't do spanking in fashion, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-von-unwerth/i-love-all-the-old-pictures-of-spanking-and-bettie-page-and-corsets/)

[Ellen von Unwerth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-von-unwerth/)

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> [You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dov-davidoff/you-can-t-assume-the-best-about-people-if-i-get-a-girl-home-and-she/)

[Dov Davidoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dov-davidoff/)

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> [When I was a kid, the idea of why I wanted acting to be the thing I do for the rest of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-furlong/when-i-was-a-kid-the-idea-of-why-i-wanted-acting-to-be-the-thing-i-do/)

[Edward Furlong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-furlong/)

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> [When you're 19, getting a girl to say yes, or being a dog, or being a player, cheating. Consent is all about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-parker/when-you-re-19-getting-a-girl-to-say-yes-or-being-a-dog-or-being-a/)

[Nate Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-parker/)

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> [A man's got to keep company a long time, and come early and stay late and sit close, before he can get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-horace-lorimer/a-man-s-got-to-keep-company-a-long-time-and-come-early-and-stay-late/)

[George Horace Lorimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-horace-lorimer/)

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> [In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mort-sahl/in-the-forties-to-get-a-girl-you-had-to-be-a-gi-or-a-jock-in-the/)

[Mort Sahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mort-sahl/)

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> [It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-bon-jovi/it-s-not-hard-to-get-a-girl-if-i-wanted-one-but-it-doesn-t-mean-you/)

[Jon Bon Jovi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-bon-jovi/)

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> [What needs to be discharged is the intolerable tenderness of the past, the past gone and grieved over and never made sense…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walker-percy/what-needs-to-be-discharged-is-the-intolerable-tenderness-of-the-past/)

[Walker Percy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walker-percy/)

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> [Phone calls are much more personal than texting and then when you get a girl on the phone, it's like you ask…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-b-jordan/phone-calls-are-much-more-personal-than-texting-and-then-when-you-get/)

[Michael B. Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-b-jordan/)

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> [Most photographers go and photograph something that they see, that exists, and that somebody else has created - they document it. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-testino/most-photographers-go-and-photograph-something-that-they-see-that/)

[Mario Testino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-testino/)

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> [Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/fine-sit-around-being-inconsiderate-asses-and-you-wonder-why-none-of/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I started running in high school. I found out if you run fast then you can get girls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-collins/i-started-running-in-high-school-i-found-out-if-you-run-fast-then-you/)

[Kim Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-collins/)

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> [“I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hailey-abbott/i-m-not-trouble-at-all-i-m-just-a-guy-trying-to-get-a-girl-to-give/)

[Hailey Abbott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hailey-abbott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/615/hailey-abbott-41332_boys_i-m-not-trouble-at-all-i-m-just-a-guy-tr_186634.jpg)

> [I spent quite a lot of time pissing off my friends because I could get girls with a British accent, despite the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-mumford/i-spent-quite-a-lot-of-time-pissing-off-my-friends-because-i-could/)

[Marcus Mumford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-mumford/)

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> [Our mothers' generation fought so hard to change things and we're the first generation to benefit. And now you get girls in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-davis/our-mothers-generation-fought-so-hard-to-change-things-and-we-re-the/)

[Kristin Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-davis/)

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