--- title: "4 George Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson" description: "4 George quotes by MaryJanice Davidson. Plus more from MaryJanice Davidson and more George sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/maryjanice-davidson-4231_business_george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-c_278217.png" --- > [“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-cutco-cutco-is-a-company-that/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f7/maryjanice-davidson-4231_business_george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-c_278217.png) > [“there wasn't a damned thing I could say without coming off like a mega-bitch. And it wasn't even nine o'clock. I wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/there-wasn-t-a-damned-thing-i-could-say-without-coming-off-like-a/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/015/maryjanice-davidson-4231_first-time_there-wasn-t-a-damned-thing-i-could-say_1123694.png) > [“George you were very very bad to run away from Alice. Very bad But you were very good to stomp Sinclair when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/george-you-were-very-very-bad-to-run-away-from-alice-very-bad-but-you/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/maryjanice-davidson-4231_george_george-you-were-very-very-bad-to-run-awa_2287190.png) > [“All this to say of course Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/all-this-to-say-of-course-gallo-wants-to-get-into-your-little-mermaid/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01e/maryjanice-davidson-4231_dumbness_all-this-to-say-of-course-gallo-wants-to_2913847.png) ## Other authors on George ## More by MaryJanice Davidson > [“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/and-who-are-you-anyway-i-m-tina-thank-goodness-i-said-so-loudly-she/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-mean-not-that-i-killed-her-just-to-get-the-car-or-anything/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/have-you-lost-your-teeny-tiny-mind-you-too-tall-too-skinny-too-crazy/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-m-the-wife-of-a-king-and-the-mother-of-kings-and-i-m-not-asking-you/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/all-writers-are-crazy-so-never-mind-what-the-editors-and-your-family/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/back-off-boys-you-don-t-want-to-mess-with-an-out-of-work-secretary-we/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/a-grumpy-vampire-is-a-homicidal-vampire-hungry-ones-were-even-worse/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-gratitude-is-becoming-a-thing-with-you-but-even-so-you-re-the/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/then-she-queen-christina-stood-with-the-prince-and-grinned-like-a/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-cutco-cutco-is-a-company-that/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/never-let-your-fiend-off-his-leash-unless-there-s-lots-of-room-to-run/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/it-s-privacy-please-for-the-penguins/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-back-to-the-issue-of-the-child-tina-said-harshing-our-buzz-as/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. “Hey, Ellie. Watch this.” Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/fred-coughed-which-caused-sam-and-ellie-to-look-over-at-her-hey-ellie/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/we-have-souls-sure-we-do-otherwise-we-d-do-bad-things-all-the-time/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/george/maryjanice-davidson/#itemlist", "name": "4 George Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked his way into peoples' homes with a big bag of knives and sold them potential murder weapons. Do I have to add that he was their top salesman three years running? 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