--- title: "9 George w Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "9 George w quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more George w sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/800/jay-leno-210_election_george-w-bush-loves-golf-because-it-s-li_2659641.png" --- > [George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/george-w-bush-loves-golf-because-it-s-like-the-election-low-score-wins/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/800/jay-leno-210_election_george-w-bush-loves-golf-because-it-s-li_2659641.png) > [Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-is-smart-i-don-t-think-that-bush-will-ever-be-impeached-cause/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d3/jay-leno-210_believe_bush-is-smart-i-don-t-think-that-bush-wi_638719.jpg) > [George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ninety-minutes-a-day-working/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/jay-leno-210_bush_george-w-bush-says-he-spends-sixty-to-ni_815730.png) > [Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/now-today-is-the-day-we-honor-of-course-the-presidents-ranging-from/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e8/jay-leno-210_bills_now-today-is-the-day-we-honor-of-course_1305518.jpg) > [Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/of-course-with-john-mccain-out-of-the-race-george-w-bush-has-to-pick/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83f/jay-leno-210_courses_of-course-with-john-mccain-out-of-the-ra_2674200.png) > [Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/actually-you-know-who-gave-the-shortest-inauguration-speech-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f90/jay-leno-210_communication_actually-you-know-who-gave-the-shortest_1438021.jpg) > [You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-ve-got-bush-and-gore-headed-to-the-supreme-court-you-ve-got/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea1/jay-leno-210_al-gore_you-ve-got-bush-and-gore-headed-to-the-s_183949.png) > [Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/yesterday-all-five-living-presidents-gathered-for-the-opening-of-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb4/jay-leno-210_dallas_yesterday-all-five-living-presidents-gat_2538524.jpg) > [Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/oscar-nominations-came-out-today-up-for-best-actor-sean-penn-for/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea3/jay-leno-210_actors_oscar-nominations-came-out-today-up-for_196911.jpg) ## Other authors on George w ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/george-w/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "9 George w Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "George W. 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