--- title: "8 Gastric Bypass Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Gastric Bypass quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Gastric Bypass sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d9/richard-simmons-2455_band_i-try-to-be-the-clown-and-court-jester-a_10588.jpg" --- > [I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/i-try-to-be-the-clown-and-court-jester-and-make-people-laugh-at-the/) [Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d9/richard-simmons-2455_band_i-try-to-be-the-clown-and-court-jester-a_10588.jpg) > [Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carnie-wilson/was-i-a-perfect-gastric-bypass-patient-yes-was-i-a-perfect-gastric/) [Carnie Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carnie-wilson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85e/carnie-wilson-10914_bypass_was-i-a-perfect-gastric-bypass-patient-y_215673.png) > [Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/recommending-gastric-bypass-as-a-national-solution-for-our-diabetes/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/anonymous-1_bad_recommending-gastric-bypass-as-a-nationa_797525.jpg) > [Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roseanne-barr/since-i-had-my-gastric-bypass-surgery-in-1998-i-eat-like-a-bird/) [Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roseanne-barr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/586/roseanne-barr-1422_bird_since-i-had-my-gastric-bypass-surgery-in_1539259.png) > [“We were told to cut fat, increase “complex carbs,” and all would be well. That is true if you are in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robb-wolf/we-were-told-to-cut-fat-increase-complex-carbs-and-all-would-be-well/) [Robb Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robb-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/robb-wolf-19547_quote_we-were-told-to-cut-fat-increase-complex_1991496.jpg) > [Lifestyle change and changes in diet work faster, better and more cheaply than any medication and are as effective or more effective…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-hyman/lifestyle-change-and-changes-in-diet-work-faster-better-and-more/) [Mark Hyman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-hyman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64f/mark-hyman-22258_any_lifestyle-change-and-changes-in-diet-wor_2287019.jpg) > [“GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY COMPLICATIONS: 14-YEAR FOLLOW-UP11 Vitamin B12 deficiency 239 39.9 percent Readmit for various reasons 229 38.2 percent Incisional hernia 143…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joel-fuhrman/gastric-bypass-surgery-complications-14-year-follow-up11-vitamin-b12/) [Joel Fuhrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joel-fuhrman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/joel-fuhrman-1525_gastric-bypass_gastric-bypass-surgery-complications-14_2318420.png) > [My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court jester and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-simmons/my-way-is-the-sensitive-emotional-way-because-that-s-who-i-am-i-try/) [Richard Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-simmons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/884/richard-simmons-2455_am_my-way-is-the-sensitive-emotional-way-be_2923388.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gastric-bypass/#itemlist", "name": "Gastric Bypass Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who have had gastric bypass or lap-band surgery and they still have to work out. 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