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title: "8 Gas Quotes By Rick Riordan"
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> [Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-i-m-almost-out-of-gas-woah-that-came-out-wrong-i-meant-the/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I can try to disable it," I said, "but if I mess up, this whole apartment is going to fill with gas.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-can-try-to-disable-it-i-said-but-if-i-mess-up-this-whole-apartment/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/her-perfume-was-a-mixture-of-roses-and-tear-gas/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I named my camel Katrina. She was a natural disaster. She slobbered everywhere and seemed to think the purple streak in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-named-my-camel-katrina-she-was-a-natural-disaster-she-slobbered/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-store-had-a-hand-painted-sign-the-read-moose-pass-gas-that-s-just/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-i-figured-that-the-built-up-gas-in-most-boys-locker-rooms-was/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I can't summon anymore gas!" Leo warned. The His faced turned red. 'Wow, that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-can-t-summon-anymore-gas-leo-warned-the-his-faced-turned-red-wow/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-sign-read-mouse-pass-gas-frank-that-s-wrong/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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## Other authors on Gas

## More by Rick Riordan

> [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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