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> [Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/parenting-is-the-most-important-job-on-the-planet-next-to-keeping/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/it-s-a-cocktail-party-circuit-in-d-c-that-guy-who-couldn-t-master-the/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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> [To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/to-me-nature-always-appears-more-unbalanced-than-gary-busey-with-a/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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## Other authors on Gary

## More by Dennis Miller

> [Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/laughter-is-one-of-the-great-beacons-in-life-because-we-don-t-refract/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/it-takes-zero-politically-correct-people-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/drop-the-veneer-periodically-and-be-like-ok-i-m-an-imperfect-human/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-m-left-on-a-lot-of-things-if-two-gay-guys-want-to-get-married-i/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/american-s-could-be-any-more-self-absorbed-if-they-were-made-of-equal/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/nowadays-with-history-not-being-taught-anymore-in-american-public/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-think-abortion-s-wrong-but-it-s-none-of-my-business-to-tell/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/americans-stick-their-nose-where-it-doesn-t-belong-more-than-cyrano/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/we-need-anything-politically-important-rationed-out-like-pez-small/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/dennis-kucinich-s-politics-are-more-scrambled-than-rod-steiger-s/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/somebody-call-janet-reno-i-think-i-just-saw-donato-dragging-doug/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-that-s-driven-by-their-limbic/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-haven-t-seen-someone-so-overmatched-since-mike-tyson-tried-to/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [ There's a lot of differing data \[about global warming\], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/there-s-a-lot-of-differing-data-about-global-warming-but-as-far-as-i/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

> [The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-good-thing-about-pittsburgh-it-s-a-good-place-to-be-raised-it/)

[Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/)

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