--- title: "7 Gang Quotes By Terry Pratchett" description: "7 Gang quotes by Terry Pratchett. Plus more from Terry Pratchett and more Gang sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/terry-pratchett-19_gang_og-ingen-kunne-sl-en-bydverg-n-r-det-gja_85295.jpg" --- > [“Og ingen kunne slå en bydverg når det gjaldt å tylle i seg. Iblant bommet de helt på munnen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/og-ingen-kunne-sl-en-bydverg-n-r-det-gjaldt-tylle-i-seg-iblant-bommet/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5a/terry-pratchett-19_gang_og-ingen-kunne-sl-en-bydverg-n-r-det-gja_85295.jpg) > [“Himmelen var klar, snøen dyp og knasende som sukkerglasur.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/himmelen-var-klar-sn-en-dyp-og-knasende-som-sukkerglasur/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/384/terry-pratchett-19_gang_himmelen-var-klar-sn-en-dyp-og-knasende_331302.jpg) > [“Knepet med å være epleselger hadde fungert bare én gang i hele hekseriets historie, så vidt hun visste, men det var en…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/knepet-med-v-re-epleselger-hadde-fungert-bare-n-gang-i-hele/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/966/terry-pratchett-19_gang_knepet-med-v-re-epleselger-hadde-fungert_370552.jpg) > [It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-a-terrible-thing-for-a-man-when-his-woman-gangs-up-on-him-wi-a/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d50/terry-pratchett-19_gang_it-s-a-terrible-thing-for-a-man-when-his_842137.jpg) > [“En gang forvandlet hun et gresskar til en kongelig karet, sa Dadda. (...) Det hjelper ingen å møte på ball og lukte…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/en-gang-forvandlet-hun-et-gresskar-til-en-kongelig-karet-sa-dadda-det/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06e/terry-pratchett-19_quote_en-gang-forvandlet-hun-et-gresskar-til-e_911809.jpg) > [“Det beste man kunne si om Magrotte var at hun var noenlunde alminnelig og velstelt og like flatbrystet som et strykebrett med…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/det-beste-man-kunne-si-om-magrotte-var-at-hun-var-noenlunde/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbc/terry-pratchett-19_quote_det-beste-man-kunne-si-om-magrotte-var-a_1187437.jpg) > [“Bodde i et ekte pepperkakehus også. Et par unger dyttet henne inn i hennes egen ovn til slutt. Rystende greier.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/bodde-i-et-ekte-pepperkakehus-ogs-et-par-unger-dyttet-henne-inn-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/terry-pratchett-19_gang_bodde-i-et-ekte-pepperkakehus-ogs-et-par_2622633.jpg) ## Other authors on Gang ## More by Terry Pratchett > [“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/this-one-s-mental-eccentric-what-s-the-difference-a-bag-of-cash/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/but-i-did-not-return-until-half-past-four-this-morning-and-i/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-universe-contains-any-amount-of-horrible-ways-to-be-woken-up-such/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/someone-broke-from-the-scrum-and-punching-and-kicking-staggered/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/it-s-an-interesting-fact-that-fewer-than-17-of-real-cats-end-their/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-can-t-trust-folk-songs-they-always-sneak-up-on-you/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/either-dragons-should-exist-completely-or-fail-to-exist-at-all-he/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/magrat-wondered-what-it-was-like-spending-your-whole-life-doing/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/a-hardback-s-harder-at-christmas-time-because-that-s-a-good-hardback/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-were-more-old-people-the-world-was-full-of-them-said-the-wizard/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/hobson-was-big-and-heavyset-but-not-exactly-fat-he-was-probably-what/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-is-a-night-that-never-comes-to-an-end-the-clock-of-the-world/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-d-like-freedom-truth-and-justice-wouldn-t-you-comrade-sergeant/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/you-are-not-apprehensive-are-you-i-can-t-detect-no-trace-of-fear-none/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) > [Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/imagination-not-intelligence-made-us-human/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gang/terry-pratchett/#itemlist", "name": "7 Gang Quotes By Terry Pratchett", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Og ingen kunne slå en bydverg når det gjaldt å tylle i seg. 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