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title: "5 Gallon Milk Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“Need a gallon of milk and a box of bullets? This was the spot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-roberts/need-a-gallon-of-milk-and-a-box-of-bullets-this-was-the-spot/)

[Nora Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-roberts/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c9/nora-roberts-128_bullets_need-a-gallon-of-milk-and-a-box-of-bulle_144979.jpg)

> [The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-horse-seemed-to-bend-time-and-space-as-he-ran-blurring-the/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/rick-riordan-27_drunk_the-horse-seemed-to-bend-time-and-space_2840210.jpg)

> [I used to eat, like, a whole Entenmann's cake at one time with a half-gallon of milk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/biz-markie/i-used-to-eat-like-a-whole-entenmann-s-cake-at-one-time-with-a-half/)

[Biz Markie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/biz-markie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30c/biz-markie-18980_cake_i-used-to-eat-like-a-whole-entenmann-s-c_3020340.jpg)

> [“If there’s a bag in your car, and a gallon of milk in the bag, there is a gallon of milk in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-pinker/if-there-s-a-bag-in-your-car-and-a-gallon-of-milk-in-the-bag-there-is/)

[Steven Pinker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-pinker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a7/steven-pinker-526_gallon-blood_if-there-s-a-bag-in-your-car-and-a-gallo_3170687.jpg)

> [I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lamar-alexander/i-need-to-know-the-price-of-a-gallon-of-milk-and-a-dozen-eggs-i-need/)

[Lamar Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lamar-alexander/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/364/lamar-alexander-16032_dozen_i-need-to-know-the-price-of-a-gallon-of_3215203.png)

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