--- title: "12 Funny Quotes By Myself" description: "12 Funny quotes by Myself. Plus more from Myself and more Funny sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/myself-1474_busy-life_exhausted-then-sleep-1231377_1231377.jpg" --- > [EXHAUSTED? then SLEEP.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/exhausted-then-sleep/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/myself-1474_busy-life_exhausted-then-sleep-1231377_1231377.jpg) > [What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d02/myself-1474_boredom_what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapen_2459306.jpg) > [That time when you freaked out because your name was in a math problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/that-time-when-you-freaked-out-because-your-name-was-in-a-math-problem/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49e/myself-1474_funny_that-time-when-you-freaked-out-because-y_1063966.jpg) > [Hey wanna see a magic trick? \*POOF\* I'm single , and you are too!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/hey-wanna-see-a-magic-trick-poof-i-m-single-and-you-are-too/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e76/myself-1474_breakup_hey-wanna-see-a-magic-trick-poof-i-m-sin_660794.jpg) > [My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/my-life-is-a-constant-battle-between-my-love-of-food-and-not-wanting/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce4/myself-1474_amazing_my-life-is-a-constant-battle-between-my_1266341.jpg) > [The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/the-journey-of-a-thousand-miles-begins-with-one-step-and-a-lot-of/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7b/myself-1474_funny_the-journey-of-a-thousand-miles-begins-w_2512860.jpg) > [Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninja-fish-just-stole-my-crayons/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71e/myself-1474_crayons_holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninj_159976.jpg) > [Its ridiculous to know you hoped too much that the one you love will love you back when in the first place,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-much-that-the-one-you-love-will/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/myself-1474_first-place_its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-muc_2672990.jpg) > [You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from-my-paranoid-mentally/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/myself-1474_funny_you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from_1099380.jpg) > [Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier-to-his-passenger-in-a-2/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/myself-1474_funny_pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier_2733263.jpg) > [COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wanna-run-to-your-side-like-you/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f3/myself-1474_boredom_coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wa_1540402.jpg) > [I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/i-have-a-problem-i-have-two-brothers-one-brother-is-a-boatswain-in/) Myself [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9e/myself-1474_death_i-have-a-problem-i-have-two-brothers-one_3099434.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 1,369 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/nikhil-saluja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-green-monk-388.jpg) Green Monk 597 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/green-monk/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-ritu-ghatourey-5.jpg) Ritu Ghatourey 296 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/ritu-ghatourey/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 270 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 191 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-hussein-nishah-292.jpg) Hussein Nishah 161 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/hussein-nishah/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 155 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 122 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/rodney-dangerfield/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 120 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/jerry-coleman/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 114 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Mark Twain 111 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mark-twain/) ## More by Myself > [Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/tryna-hide-this-pain-with-these-pain-killers-she-said-the-storms-only/) Myself > [In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/in-life-something-from-everything-will-leave-a-mark-on-your-heart-it/) Myself > [I'm single because I'm waiting for the right place with a right person](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/i-m-single-because-i-m-waiting-for-the-right-place-with-a-right-person/) Myself > [Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/christian-longo-makes-deadbeat-dads-look-good-he-is-on-deathrow-for/) Myself > [If u can define what is love..then you are not in Love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/if-u-can-define-what-is-love-then-you-are-not-in-love/) Myself > [A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/a-penis-has-a-sad-life-his-hair-s-a-mess-his-family-is-nuts-his/) Myself > [Never lie to the one yuh love most](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/never-lie-to-the-one-yuh-love-most/) Myself > [Never judge somebody before judgein urself in d mirror. Not everybody is perfect](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/never-judge-somebody-before-judgein-urself-in-d-mirror-not-everybody/) Myself > [Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninja-fish-just-stole-my-crayons/) Myself > [You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/you-broke-my-heart-by-telling-everybody-i-am-the-reason-for-your/) Myself > [Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you made it thru](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/don-t-cry-because-it-s-over-smile-because-it-happened-and-you-made-it/) Myself > [Everythink happens for our own good, know it and live in dat way..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/everythink-happens-for-our-own-good-know-it-and-live-in-dat-way/) Myself > [There's someone out there for you, someone that truly loves you, someone thats the half to your apple.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/there-s-someone-out-there-for-you-someone-that-truly-loves-you/) Myself > [How can you prove that you love a me when all you do is to hide from my existence? How can you tell the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/how-can-you-prove-that-you-love-a-me-when-all-you-do-is-to-hide-from/) Myself > [The thought of losing you makes me feel scared. I love you to death. We love each other too much, too strong to break…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/the-thought-of-losing-you-makes-me-feel-scared-i-love-you-to-death-we/) Myself ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/myself/#itemlist", "name": "12 Funny Quotes By Myself", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "EXHAUSTED? then SLEEP.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/exhausted-then-sleep/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/myself-1474_busy-life_exhausted-then-sleep-1231377_1231377.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/myself-1474_busy-life_exhausted-then-sleep-1231377_1231377.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/766/myself-1474_busy-life_exhausted-then-sleep-1231377_1231377.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“EXHAUSTED? then SLEEP.” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What does a nosey pepper do? 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} } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninja-fish-just-stole-my-crayons/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71e/myself-1474_crayons_holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninj_159976.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71e/myself-1474_crayons_holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninj_159976.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71e/myself-1474_crayons_holy-magical-unicorns-my-red-monkey-ninj_159976.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;)” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Its ridiculous to know you hoped too much that the one you love will love you back when in the first place, you haven't met that person yet", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-much-that-the-one-you-love-will/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/myself-1474_first-place_its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-muc_2672990.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/myself-1474_first-place_its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-muc_2672990.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/myself-1474_first-place_its-ridiculous-to-know-you-hoped-too-muc_2672990.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Its ridiculous to know you hoped too much that the one you love will love you back when in the first place…” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from-my-paranoid-mentally/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/myself-1474_funny_you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from_1099380.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/myself-1474_funny_you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from_1099380.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/myself-1474_funny_you-can-have-my-gun-when-you-pry-it-from_1099380.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say 'Eject Eject Eject'. If you say 'Huh?', you'll be talking to yourself.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier-to-his-passenger-in-a-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/myself-1474_funny_pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier_2733263.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/myself-1474_funny_pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier_2733263.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/myself-1474_funny_pilot-s-pre-launch-brief-off-the-carrier_2733263.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the…” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving for you Like I wanna slap your butt, pinch your nose Well, I'm on my daydream Don't disturb me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myself" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myself/coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wanna-run-to-your-side-like-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f3/myself-1474_boredom_coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wa_1540402.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f3/myself-1474_boredom_coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wa_1540402.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f3/myself-1474_boredom_coz-i-m-bored-like-an-empty-cup-and-i-wa_1540402.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving…” — Myself", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison. She was sentenced for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I want to marry her. My problem is - if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is a Boatswain Mate.? 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