--- title: "12 Funny Quotes By MrAwesome" description: "12 Funny quotes by MrAwesome. Plus more from MrAwesome and more Funny sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/mrawesome-12595_being-done_call-me-nerd-today-call-me-boss-tomorrow_2604292.jpg" --- > [Call me nerd today call me boss tomorrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/call-me-nerd-today-call-me-boss-tomorrow/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/mrawesome-12595_being-done_call-me-nerd-today-call-me-boss-tomorrow_2604292.jpg) > [Sorry I can't give you my soul I already sold sooooo I guess you can;t touch me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/sorry-i-can-t-give-you-my-soul-i-already-sold-sooooo-i-guess-you-can/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cda/mrawesome-12595_funny_sorry-i-can-t-give-you-my-soul-i-already_1150209.jpg) > [You must be on google since you're all I'm searching for](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/you-must-be-on-google-since-you-re-all-i-m-searching-for/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/mrawesome-12595_funny_you-must-be-on-google-since-you-re-all-i_2491245.jpg) > [Monkey see monkey do monkey sees you!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/monkey-see-monkey-do-monkey-sees-you/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00d/mrawesome-12595_funny_monkey-see-monkey-do-monkey-sees-you-114_1147992.jpg) > [I never cheat in life. I only make my own rules because cheaters never win in life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-never-cheat-in-life-i-only-make-my-own-rules-because-cheaters-never/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/mrawesome-12595_being-done_i-never-cheat-in-life-i-only-make-my-own_2578190.jpg) > [So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/so-you-find-this-great-lesson-however-don-t-just-follow-one-since-you/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ff/mrawesome-12595_follow_so-you-find-this-great-lesson-however-do_181708.jpg) > [ Rich Boy meets \[smart\]hot girl... hot girl meets money. Rich boy meets \[dumb\] hot girl... hot girl meets love. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-meets-money-rich-boy-meets/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab3/mrawesome-12595_funny_rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-m_2252860.jpg) > [Quotes are quotes just words,so quotes can be just something little like this I like apples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/quotes-are-quotes-just-words-so-quotes-can-be-just-something-little/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/mrawesome-12595_funny_quotes-are-quotes-just-words-so-quotes-c_1448450.jpg) > [Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/monkey-will-be-monkeys-little-monkeys-but-if-you-take-their-banana/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/mrawesome-12595_funny_monkey-will-be-monkeys-little-monkeys-bu_2873816.jpg) > [So you say you want be free from the man? okey quite you job , burn your money, leave your family, school…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/so-you-say-you-want-be-free-from-the-man-okey-quite-you-job-burn-your/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/mrawesome-12595_family_so-you-say-you-want-be-free-from-the-man_446618.jpg) > [I'm might know I'll loss a fight before I even start even if I give it all I got ,but I'm as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before-i-even-start-even-if-i-give/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/mrawesome-12595_challenge_i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before_692518.jpg) > [Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil ------------------when the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-michael-dear-god-iou-sorry-i/) MrAwesome [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/mrawesome-12595_dear-god_dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-mi_481780.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 1,369 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/nikhil-saluja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-green-monk-388.jpg) Green Monk 597 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/green-monk/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-ritu-ghatourey-5.jpg) Ritu Ghatourey 296 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/ritu-ghatourey/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 270 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 191 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-hussein-nishah-292.jpg) Hussein Nishah 161 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/hussein-nishah/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 155 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 122 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/rodney-dangerfield/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 120 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/jerry-coleman/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 114 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Mark Twain 111 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mark-twain/) ## More by MrAwesome > [Lets face it this world is ruled by girls that why we must away pleases our girls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/lets-face-it-this-world-is-ruled-by-girls-that-why-we-must-away/) MrAwesome > [I'm might not be the best , I might not be strongest or the fastest or the smart ,but I'm sure as hades ain't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-m-might-not-be-the-best-i-might-not-be-strongest-or-the-fastest-or/) MrAwesome > [So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/so-you-find-this-great-lesson-however-don-t-just-follow-one-since-you/) MrAwesome > [Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/where-did-mutt-become-a-insult-from-mudblood-in-harry-potter-since/) MrAwesome > [Infinitesimal braggadocio I'm but since you most likely don't understand me with using big words I use small words to say I have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/infinitesimal-braggadocio-i-m-but-since-you-most-likely-don-t/) MrAwesome > [There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3 billion seconds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/there-are-over-7-000-000-000-or-7-billion-people-on-this-planet/) MrAwesome > [IM A NERD WITH PASSION](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/im-a-nerd-with-passion/) MrAwesome > [So you say you want be free from the man? okey quite you job , burn your money, leave your family, school , ,and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/so-you-say-you-want-be-free-from-the-man-okey-quite-you-job-burn-your/) MrAwesome > [Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil ------------------when the exchange letters----------------…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-michael-dear-god-iou-sorry-i/) MrAwesome > [I'm Michael I'm not some model I'm not some idiot I'm michael that all it matter to me I might not be rich but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-m-michael-i-m-not-some-model-i-m-not-some-idiot-i-m-michael-that/) MrAwesome > [In 5th grade you'll be like how your brother is in 9th grade well my sister is in 11th grade then someone will say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/in-5th-grade-you-ll-be-like-how-your-brother-is-in-9th-grade-well-my/) MrAwesome > [You going PLAY or you going to WIN!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/you-going-play-or-you-going-to-win/) MrAwesome > [Life fuck life rules life is okey it's long so it has many ups and downs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/life-fuck-life-rules-life-is-okey-it-s-long-so-it-has-many-ups-and/) MrAwesome > [I'm might know I'll loss a fight before I even start even if I give it all I got ,but I'm as sure as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before-i-even-start-even-if-i-give/) MrAwesome > [I know why people join a religion... because if any bad happens they can blame it on their god/s](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-know-why-people-join-a-religion-because-if-any-bad-happens-they-can/) MrAwesome ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mrawesome/#itemlist", "name": "12 Funny Quotes By MrAwesome", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": 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Rich boy meets [dumb] hot girl... hot girl meets love.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "MrAwesome" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-meets-money-rich-boy-meets/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab3/mrawesome-12595_funny_rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-m_2252860.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab3/mrawesome-12595_funny_rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-m_2252860.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab3/mrawesome-12595_funny_rich-boy-meets-smart-hot-girl-hot-girl-m_2252860.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Rich Boy meets [smart]hot girl... hot girl meets money. 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That I promise", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "MrAwesome" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before-i-even-start-even-if-i-give/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/mrawesome-12595_challenge_i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before_692518.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/mrawesome-12595_challenge_i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before_692518.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/mrawesome-12595_challenge_i-m-might-know-i-ll-loss-a-fight-before_692518.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm might know I'll loss a fight before I even start even if I give it all I got ,but I'm as sure as hell…” — MrAwesome", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil ------------------when the exchange letters---------------- I told you I sold it to a devil and a god god-devil = human human = me that or I lost it lol", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "MrAwesome" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrawesome/dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-michael-dear-god-iou-sorry-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/mrawesome-12595_dear-god_dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-mi_481780.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/mrawesome-12595_dear-god_dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-mi_481780.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/mrawesome-12595_dear-god_dear-devil-iou-sorry-i-sold-it-to-god-mi_481780.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear Devil IOU sorry I sold it to god ---michael Dear God IOU sorry I sold it to the devil…” — MrAwesome", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mrawesome/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mrawesome/", "name": "Funny Quotes by MrAwesome", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mrawesome/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/mrawesome-12595_being-done_call-me-nerd-today-call-me-boss-tomorrow_2604292.jpg" }, "description": "12 Funny quotes by MrAwesome. 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