--- title: "14 Funny Quotes By Azgraybebly Josland" description: "14 Funny quotes by Azgraybebly Josland. Plus more from Azgraybebly Josland and more Funny sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_teacher-what-is-the-different-between-pr_1013693.jpg" --- > [TEACHER: What is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/teacher-what-is-the-different-between-problem-and-challenge-student/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_teacher-what-is-the-different-between-pr_1013693.jpg) > [Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/wats-d-height-of-hope-it-is-sittin-in-d-exam-hall-holdin-d-question/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55a/azgraybebly-josland-1476_exams_wats-d-height-of-hope-it-is-sittin-in-d_479204.jpg) > [After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/after-0ur-last-argument-i-told-my-girlfriend-i-hope-your-next/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/790/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_after-0ur-last-argument-i-told-my-girlfr_184672.jpg) > [Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/waiter-would-you-like-your-coffee-black-customer-what-other-colors-do/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca4/azgraybebly-josland-1476_coffee_waiter-would-you-like-your-coffee-black_799317.jpg) > [I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills. Now I'm wondering how long before new cars are cheaper…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/i-bought-a-new-printer-because-it-was-cheaper-than-ink-refills-now-i/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/638/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_i-bought-a-new-printer-because-it-was-ch_1739864.jpg) > [Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/wife-i-wish-i-was-a-newspaper-so-i-would-be-in-your-hands-all-day/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/333/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_wife-i-wish-i-was-a-newspaper-so-i-would_1558700.jpg) > [Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/don-t-hate-me-because-i-m-handsome-hate-me-because-your-girlfriend/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c9/azgraybebly-josland-1476_appearance_don-t-hate-me-because-i-m-handsome-hate_2665284.jpg) > [Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/marriage-is-like-a-public-toilet-those-waiting-outside-are-desperate/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_marriage-is-like-a-public-toilet-those-w_867634.jpg) > [Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/santa-was-busy-removing-a-wheel-from-his-auto-a-man-asks-santa-why/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/azgraybebly-josland-1476_christmas_santa-was-busy-removing-a-wheel-from-his_159846.jpg) > [Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/sex-is-a-sensation-caused-by-temptation-when-a-man-puts-his-location/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0d/azgraybebly-josland-1476_dirty-pick-up-lines_sex-is-a-sensation-caused-by-temptation_2068465.jpg) > [Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/human-brain-is-the-most-outstanding-object-in-world-it-functions-24/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcc/azgraybebly-josland-1476_brain_human-brain-is-the-most-outstanding-obje_2468853.jpg) > [Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/its-the-thing-that-satisfies-your-mind-body-soul-do-it-on-bed-on-a/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/502/azgraybebly-josland-1476_being-blessed_its-the-thing-that-satisfies-your-mind-b_206265.jpg) > [Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/whats-the-point-of-studying-for-finals-if-they-are-not-final-we-are/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ef/azgraybebly-josland-1476_finals_whats-the-point-of-studying-for-finals-i_2578337.jpg) > [Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/birdy-birdy-in-the-sky-dropped-a-poopy-in-my-eye-i-don-t-worry-i-don/) Azgraybebly Josland [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a08/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_birdy-birdy-in-the-sky-dropped-a-poopy-i_2819041.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 1,369 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/nikhil-saluja/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-green-monk-388.jpg) Green Monk 597 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/green-monk/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-ritu-ghatourey-5.jpg) Ritu Ghatourey 296 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/ritu-ghatourey/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 270 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 191 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-hussein-nishah-292.jpg) Hussein Nishah 161 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/hussein-nishah/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 155 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 122 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/rodney-dangerfield/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 120 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/jerry-coleman/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 114 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Mark Twain 111 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/mark-twain/) ## More by Azgraybebly Josland > [You are so special in my life, I would love to be your wife, Sweetheart I love you so much, And my love for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/you-are-so-special-in-my-life-i-would-love-to-be-your-wife-sweetheart/) Azgraybebly Josland > [I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/i-became-a-policeman-because-i-wanted-to-be-in-a-business-where-the/) Azgraybebly Josland > [Your presence in my life makes me the luckiest girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/your-presence-in-my-life-makes-me-the-luckiest-girl/) Azgraybebly Josland > [I know Im not perfect, and I may have hurt you. But give me a chance again and Ill prove to you that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/i-know-im-not-perfect-and-i-may-have-hurt-you-but-give-me-a-chance/) Azgraybebly Josland > [Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa :…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/santa-was-busy-removing-a-wheel-from-his-auto-a-man-asks-santa-why/) Azgraybebly Josland > [I want to suck you ¦ lick you ¦ wanna move my tongue all over you ¦ wanna feel you in my mouth ¦…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/i-want-to-suck-you-lick-you-wanna-move-my-tongue-all-over-you-wanna/) Azgraybebly Josland > [After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/after-0ur-last-argument-i-told-my-girlfriend-i-hope-your-next/) Azgraybebly Josland > [My life was changed, turned, and twisted, when I knew our friendship no longer existed. I know I was wrong, I know I messed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/my-life-was-changed-turned-and-twisted-when-i-knew-our-friendship-no/) Azgraybebly Josland > [My smile for you will never fade, My heart for you will never break. When I am with you, The world seems to awake!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/my-smile-for-you-will-never-fade-my-heart-for-you-will-never-break/) Azgraybebly Josland > [The more I get to know your mistakes, your shortcomings and your limitations, the more I love you because it just makes me think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/the-more-i-get-to-know-your-mistakes-your-shortcomings-and-your/) Azgraybebly Josland > [Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/its-the-thing-that-satisfies-your-mind-body-soul-do-it-on-bed-on-a/) Azgraybebly Josland > [Friends are your ears when you cant hear, Eyes when you cant see, Legs when you cant stand up. Without you, then I dont…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/friends-are-your-ears-when-you-cant-hear-eyes-when-you-cant-see-legs/) Azgraybebly Josland > [A VOLUNTEER is a person who is a light to others, giving witness in a mixed-up age, doing well and willingly the tasks at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/a-volunteer-is-a-person-who-is-a-light-to-others-giving-witness-in-a/) Azgraybebly Josland > [Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend PEPSODENT reminding you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/let-me-kiss-ur-lips-let-me-feel-ur-teeth-let-me-feel-ur-tongue-smile/) Azgraybebly Josland > [It is better to be told a hurtful truth than to be told a comforting lie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/it-is-better-to-be-told-a-hurtful-truth-than-to-be-told-a-comforting/) Azgraybebly Josland ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/azgraybebly-josland/#itemlist", "name": "14 Funny Quotes By Azgraybebly Josland", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "TEACHER: What is the different between problem and challenge???? 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