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title: "7 Funny-romance Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-harber/you-re-gorgeous-you-re-sexy-you-re-asking-me-to-cut-that-dress-off/)

[Cristin Harber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-harber/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/907/cristin-harber-12760_alpha-male_you-re-gorgeous-you-re-sexy-you-re-askin_104783.jpg)

> [“I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-everett/i-d-rather-be-stung-to-death-by-a-bunch-of-piss-ants-synola-harper/)

[Ann Everett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-everett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da1/ann-everett-78387_death_i-d-rather-be-stung-to-death-by-a-bunch_655376.jpg)

> [“I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-everett/i-feel-like-i-ve-been-ironing-all-day-in-high-heels-and-no-brassiere/)

[Ann Everett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-everett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/ann-everett-78387_funny-romance_i-feel-like-i-ve-been-ironing-all-day-in_1774965.jpg)

> [“Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-w-carr/her-mouth-set-i-ve-already-lost-one-man-i-loved-tonight-i-will-not/)

[Patrick W. Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-w-carr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af1/patrick-w-carr-39884_anger_her-mouth-set-i-ve-already-lost-one-man_2273286.jpg)

> [“This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-harber/this-many-pretty-girls-in-the-room-all-watching-you-boys-like-you-re/)

[Cristin Harber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-harber/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aeb/cristin-harber-12760_alpha-male_this-many-pretty-girls-in-the-room-all-w_2438103.jpg)

> [“She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-harber/she-giggled-giggled-her-cheeks-pinked-and-goddamn-if-this-plane-didn/)

[Cristin Harber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-harber/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b58/cristin-harber-12760_alpha-male_she-giggled-giggled-her-cheeks-pinked-an_2441536.jpg)

> [“God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristin-harber/god-woman-he-closed-his-fist-not-bothering-to-count-off-the-dozens-of/)

[Cristin Harber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristin-harber/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebb/cristin-harber-12760_badass-women_god-woman-he-closed-his-fist-not-botheri_2633237.jpg)

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