--- title: "8 Funny quotes Quotes By Thegr81" description: "8 Funny quotes quotes by Thegr81. Plus more from Thegr81 and more Funny quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_i-wonder-what-its-like-to-fart-in-zero-g_865606.jpg" --- > [I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/i-wonder-what-its-like-to-fart-in-zero-gravity-does-it-like-propel/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_i-wonder-what-its-like-to-fart-in-zero-g_865606.jpg) > [When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/when-you-are-smart-enough-to-know-there-is-a-lesson-to-learn-but-dumb/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d6/thegr81-14099_education_when-you-are-smart-enough-to-know-there_1022597.jpg) > [When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/when-one-door-closes-another-door-opens-if-not-i-m-climbing-through/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_when-one-door-closes-another-door-opens_1269951.jpg) > [Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/every-wife-is-a-mistress-of-her-husband-miss-for-one-year-and-stress/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/777/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_every-wife-is-a-mistress-of-her-husband_1375347.jpg) > [Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/admit-it-at-some-point-in-your-life-you-ve-tried-to-close-the-fridge/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bda/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_admit-it-at-some-point-in-your-life-you_2118962.jpg) > [You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/you-know-its-real-love-when-one-of-you-leaves-the-room-and-the-other/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bd/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_you-know-its-real-love-when-one-of-you-l_2695112.jpg) > [Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/joe-biden-wants-to-meet-with-video-game-developers-about-gun-control/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/thegr81-14099_funny-quotes_joe-biden-wants-to-meet-with-video-game_2837835.jpg) > [Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/give-a-man-a-gun-and-he-can-rob-a-bank-give-a-man-a-bank-and-he-can/) Thegr81 [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/100/thegr81-14099_bank_give-a-man-a-gun-and-he-can-rob-a-bank-g_3133809.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny quotes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/amit-kalantri/) - [Oliver Markus Malloy 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/finn-eccleston/) - [Eraldo Banovac 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/eraldo-banovac/) - [Alisa Gattus 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/alisa-gattus/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-douglas-14073.jpg) Tammy Blackwell 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/tammy-blackwell/) - [Regina Griffin 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/regina-griffin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-edward-everett-hale-31763.jpg) Louise Blackwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-blackwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gideon-defoe-38491.jpg) Gideon Defoe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/gideon-defoe/) - [Matshona Dhliwayo 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-andrea-barber-12760.jpg) Cristin Harber 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/cristin-harber/) ## More by Thegr81 > [IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/it-s-funny-how-when-i-m-loud-people-tell-me-to-be-quiet-but-when-i-m/) Thegr81 > [When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/when-my-hands-are-cold-i-warm-them-between-my-thighs-are-your-ears/) Thegr81 > [Don't let someone become a priority in your life when u r just an option in theirs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/don-t-let-someone-become-a-priority-in-your-life-when-u-r-just-an/) Thegr81 > [I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/i-m-going-to-be-the-first-person-to-land-on-the-sun-i-know-what-your/) Thegr81 > [It doesn't matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/it-doesn-t-matter-how-you-look-what-your-weight-is-or-how-much-makeup/) Thegr81 > [''No matter how u behave with People around u,They will Love u According to their NEED' N MOOD''..!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/no-matter-how-u-behave-with-people-around-u-they-will-love-u/) Thegr81 > [You can't make them love u... but u can show them what they r missing out on !!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/you-can-t-make-them-love-u-but-u-can-show-them-what-they-r-missing/) Thegr81 > [If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, youll never get it done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/if-you-spend-too-much-time-thinking-about-a-thing-youll-never-get-it/) Thegr81 > [Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/next-years-superbowl-has-been-changed-to-motel-6-they-ll-leave-the/) Thegr81 > [Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, dont use it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/common-sense-is-like-deodorant-those-that-need-it-most-dont-use-it/) Thegr81 > [Relationships is the story of three rings.the engagement ring,the wedding ring and the suffering.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/relationships-is-the-story-of-three-rings-the-engagement-ring-the/) Thegr81 > [Live,travel,explore and never say no to adventure!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/live-travel-explore-and-never-say-no-to-adventure/) Thegr81 > [Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/before-you-act-listen-before-you-react-think-before-you-spend-earn-2/) Thegr81 > [Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/every-time-nicki-minaj-tells-someone-their-voice-isn-t-good-enough-on/) Thegr81 > [Never be afraid to fall in love. Never be afraid to express it either. You just need to write down your feelings on leaves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/never-be-afraid-to-fall-in-love-never-be-afraid-to-express-it-either/) Thegr81 ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/thegr81/#itemlist", "name": "8 Funny quotes Quotes By Thegr81", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? 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