--- title: "3 Funny quotes Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "3 Funny quotes quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more Funny quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_books_stay-in-the-car-nick-okay-ash-gets-out-a_701037.jpg" --- > [“Stay in the car Nick" "okay." Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. "For an immortal being with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/stay-in-the-car-nick-okay-ash-gets-out-abd-goes-to-look-at-the-dead/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b85/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_books_stay-in-the-car-nick-okay-ash-gets-out-a_701037.jpg) > [“You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan "You can't be bored." M'Ordant "And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-re-boring-me-m-ordant-go-away-v-aidan-you-can-t-be-bored-m-ordant/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_business_you-re-boring-me-m-ordant-go-away-v-aida_911798.jpg) > [“What's the deal with this Malachai?" Xevikan "I don't know. I just joined him myself. But he seems level. Decent even." Zavid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/what-s-the-deal-with-this-malachai-xevikan-i-don-t-know-i-just-joined/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-quotes_what-s-the-deal-with-this-malachai-xevik_3195079.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny quotes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/amit-kalantri/) - [Oliver Markus Malloy 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/finn-eccleston/) - [Eraldo Banovac 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/eraldo-banovac/) - [Alisa Gattus 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/alisa-gattus/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-douglas-14073.jpg) Tammy Blackwell 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/tammy-blackwell/) - [Regina Griffin 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/regina-griffin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-edward-everett-hale-31763.jpg) Louise Blackwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-blackwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gideon-defoe-38491.jpg) Gideon Defoe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/gideon-defoe/) - [Matshona Dhliwayo 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/) ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "3 Funny quotes Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Stay in the car Nick\" \"okay.\" Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. \"For an immortal being with 11,000 years under his belt Ash sure is stupid.\" Nick gets out and sees the blood. \"That's a lot of blood.\" Nick's book starts sending him an alert. \"What Lassie? You going to tell Timmy about the well?\" pulls out book, and opens it. words start to appear. LOOK AND YOU WILL SEE THAT WHICH WAS CAN NEVER BE. WHEN THEY SEEK A BOY YOUR AGE... ... 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