--- title: "3 Funny quotes Quotes By Mark Jackman" description: "3 Funny quotes quotes by Mark Jackman. Plus more from Mark Jackman and more Funny quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd8/mark-jackman-37367_fiction_the-hamster-powered-hat-is-the-same-as-a_449516.jpg" --- > [“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/the-hamster-powered-hat-is-the-same-as-any-other-hat-it-keeps-your/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd8/mark-jackman-37367_fiction_the-hamster-powered-hat-is-the-same-as-a_449516.jpg) > [“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/if-a-wizard-should-take-up-residence-in-your-garden-and-requests-food/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cc/mark-jackman-37367_fiction_if-a-wizard-should-take-up-residence-in_1769712.jpg) > [“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/his-only-real-financial-failure-came-at-the-age-of-thirteen-when-in/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/172/mark-jackman-37367_fiction_his-only-real-financial-failure-came-at_2790884.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny quotes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/amit-kalantri/) - [Oliver Markus Malloy 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/finn-eccleston/) - [Eraldo Banovac 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/eraldo-banovac/) - [Alisa Gattus 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/alisa-gattus/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-douglas-14073.jpg) Tammy Blackwell 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/tammy-blackwell/) - [Regina Griffin 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/regina-griffin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-edward-everett-hale-31763.jpg) Louise Blackwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-blackwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gideon-defoe-38491.jpg) Gideon Defoe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/gideon-defoe/) - [Matshona Dhliwayo 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/) ## More by Mark Jackman > [“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/the-butcher-of-babylon-featured-in-over-500-porn-films-between-1974/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/eagles-buffalos-and-deserts-vast-it-s-no-good-living-in-the-fucking/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/the-hamster-powered-hat-is-the-same-as-any-other-hat-it-keeps-your/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“Whoever said “violence doesn’t solve anything,” had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/whoever-said-violence-doesn-t-solve-anything-had-never-given-a-right/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/he-had-been-inspired-to-start-a-career-in-the-porn-industry-after/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/my-mortgage-isn-t-getting-any-cheaper-and-i-can-t-run-that-ferrari-on/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/probably-your-biggest-mistake-was-doing-funk-dance-to-unchained/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/if-a-wizard-should-take-up-residence-in-your-garden-and-requests-food/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/suddenly-a-voice-called-from-the-darkness-taylor-leapt-like-a-salmon/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/many-great-people-had-been-considered-to-be-boring-like-nigel-mansell/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/his-only-real-financial-failure-came-at-the-age-of-thirteen-when-in/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) > [“You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/you-ve-never-had-a-scrap-with-anyone-who-you-thought-was-hard-then-i/) [Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/mark-jackman/#itemlist", "name": "3 Funny quotes Quotes By Mark Jackman", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. 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