--- title: "4 Funny quotes Quotes By Louise Miller" description: "4 Funny quotes quotes by Louise Miller. Plus more from Louise Miller and more Funny quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/louise-miller-41114_chef-quotes_only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-an_1159620.jpg" --- > [“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-and-i-was-getting-dangerously/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/louise-miller-41114_chef-quotes_only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-an_1159620.jpg) > [“Sharp-nosed and thin-lipped, with dark eyes framed by black plastic eyeglasses, haircut and shave long overdue. He felt familiar. Then I realized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/sharp-nosed-and-thin-lipped-with-dark-eyes-framed-by-black-plastic/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/louise-miller-41114_city-baker-s-guide_sharp-nosed-and-thin-lipped-with-dark-ey_2744763.jpg) > [“Margaret cleared her throat. 'Now, how long have you been baking?' 'For twelve years. Since I graduated from the CIA.' 'You learned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/margaret-cleared-her-throat-now-how-long-have-you-been-baking-for/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/649/louise-miller-41114_baking_margaret-cleared-her-throat-now-how-long_2900432.jpg) > [“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/i-spent-the-day-stripping-the-purple-out-of-my-hair-and-redyeing-it/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7a/louise-miller-41114_city-baker-s-guide_i-spent-the-day-stripping-the-purple-out_3059017.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny quotes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/amit-kalantri/) - [Oliver Markus Malloy 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/finn-eccleston/) - [Eraldo Banovac 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/eraldo-banovac/) - [Alisa Gattus 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/alisa-gattus/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-douglas-14073.jpg) Tammy Blackwell 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/tammy-blackwell/) - [Regina Griffin 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/regina-griffin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-edward-everett-hale-31763.jpg) Louise Blackwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-blackwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gideon-defoe-38491.jpg) Gideon Defoe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/gideon-defoe/) - [Matshona Dhliwayo 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/) ## More by Louise Miller > [“You asked me what I thought about our friendship.' I nodded, wide-eyed. 'It makes me feel like I’m home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/you-asked-me-what-i-thought-about-our-friendship-i-nodded-wide-eyed/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“It’s not what happens to you but how you respond to it that matters.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/it-s-not-what-happens-to-you-but-how-you-respond-to-it-that-matters/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-and-i-was-getting-dangerously/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“You should always do what you can to make life sweeter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/you-should-always-do-what-you-can-to-make-life-sweeter/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“Welcome to Guthrie.' 'What do you mean?' I asked. 'Where everybody knows everything but no one says a word.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/welcome-to-guthrie-what-do-you-mean-i-asked-where-everybody-knows/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“But you made it for Dotty. You should keep it in the family,' I said. Henry took my hands in his and leaned toward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/but-you-made-it-for-dotty-you-should-keep-it-in-the-family-i-said/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“Not making a decision is making a decision.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/not-making-a-decision-is-making-a-decision/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“Sharp-nosed and thin-lipped, with dark eyes framed by black plastic eyeglasses, haircut and shave long overdue. He felt familiar. Then I realized I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/sharp-nosed-and-thin-lipped-with-dark-eyes-framed-by-black-plastic/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“Margaret cleared her throat. 'Now, how long have you been baking?' 'For twelve years. Since I graduated from the CIA.' 'You learned to bake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/margaret-cleared-her-throat-now-how-long-have-you-been-baking-for/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) > [“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it would glow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/i-spent-the-day-stripping-the-purple-out-of-my-hair-and-redyeing-it/) [Louise Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-miller/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-miller/#itemlist", "name": "4 Funny quotes Quotes By Louise Miller", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Louise Miller" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-miller/only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-and-i-was-getting-dangerously/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/louise-miller-41114_chef-quotes_only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-an_1159620.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/louise-miller-41114_chef-quotes_only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-an_1159620.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9a/louise-miller-41114_chef-quotes_only-a-couple-of-weeks-in-the-country-an_1159620.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs…” — Louise Miller", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Sharp-nosed and thin-lipped, with dark eyes framed by black plastic eyeglasses, haircut and shave long overdue. 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