--- title: "4 Funny quotes Quotes By Jezreel Scott" description: "4 Funny quotes quotes by Jezreel Scott. Plus more from Jezreel Scott and more Funny quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-t_30639.jpg" --- > [What makes the rich cry, must've killed the poor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-the-poor/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-t_30639.jpg) > [Dear God I know life isn't fair, please make mine bleach!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-make-mine-bleach/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/jezreel-scott-28695_bleach_dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-m_155861.jpg) > [Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/do-not-worry-about-what-other-people-think-most-people-don-t-use/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a59/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_do-not-worry-about-what-other-people-thi_949720.jpg) > [All morality is negotiable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/all-morality-is-negotiable/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51c/jezreel-scott-28695_character_all-morality-is-negotiable-2875950_2875950.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny quotes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/amit-kalantri/) - [Oliver Markus Malloy 19 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/finn-eccleston/) - [Eraldo Banovac 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/eraldo-banovac/) - [Alisa Gattus 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/alisa-gattus/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anthony-douglas-14073.jpg) Tammy Blackwell 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/tammy-blackwell/) - [Regina Griffin 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/regina-griffin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-edward-everett-hale-31763.jpg) Louise Blackwick 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/louise-blackwick/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gideon-defoe-38491.jpg) Gideon Defoe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/gideon-defoe/) - [Matshona Dhliwayo 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/) ## More by Jezreel Scott > [What makes the rich cry, must've killed the poor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-the-poor/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Dear God I know life isn't fair, please make mine bleach!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-make-mine-bleach/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Never make a rat the CEO of your cheese factory oo...lol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/never-make-a-rat-the-ceo-of-your-cheese-factory-oo-lol/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Having a Dk does not Automatically make u a man, It makes u a MALE, Responsibilities & Maturity makes u a MAN!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/having-a-dk-does-not-automatically-make-u-a-man-it-makes-u-a-male/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Don't be in a hurry to judge me, it ain't my fault that I am Cute](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/don-t-be-in-a-hurry-to-judge-me-it-ain-t-my-fault-that-i-am-cute/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Ah, Facebook, where it is socially acceptable to talk to a wall¦](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/ah-facebook-where-it-is-socially-acceptable-to-talk-to-a-wall/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [It's better to be single hoping to be married than be married hoping to be single!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/it-s-better-to-be-single-hoping-to-be-married-than-be-married-hoping/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [My parents told me: Youve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more! so I turned on the subtitles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/my-parents-told-me-youve-got-to-stop-watching-so-much-tv-and-read/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/do-not-worry-about-what-other-people-think-most-people-don-t-use/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [You can Hate,or love me,but always respect me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/you-can-hate-or-love-me-but-always-respect-me/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [LOVE HAS A VOICE,LOVE HAS A NAME AND THE NAME IS JESUS.THE GREATEST LOVER OF ALL TIMES.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/love-has-a-voice-love-has-a-name-and-the-name-is-jesus-the-greatest/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Please dont act silly, we have politicians for that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/please-dont-act-silly-we-have-politicians-for-that/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [I Walk Softly But I Carry A Big Gun!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/i-walk-softly-but-i-carry-a-big-gun/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [In school, we learn how to do everything--except how to live. \|](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/in-school-we-learn-how-to-do-everything-except-how-to-live/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) > [Think outside the box, always & all ways...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/think-outside-the-box-always-all-ways/) [Jezreel Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jezreel-scott/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-quotes/jezreel-scott/#itemlist", "name": "4 Funny quotes Quotes By Jezreel Scott", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What makes the rich cry, must've killed the poor…", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jezreel Scott" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-the-poor/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-t_30639.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-t_30639.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/jezreel-scott-28695_funny-quotes_what-makes-the-rich-cry-must-ve-killed-t_30639.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What makes the rich cry, must've killed the poor…” — Jezreel Scott", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear God I know life isn't fair, please make mine bleach!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jezreel Scott" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jezreel-scott/dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-make-mine-bleach/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/jezreel-scott-28695_bleach_dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-m_155861.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/jezreel-scott-28695_bleach_dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-m_155861.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/jezreel-scott-28695_bleach_dear-god-i-know-life-isn-t-fair-please-m_155861.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dear God I know life isn't fair, please make mine bleach!” — Jezreel Scott", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Do not worry about what other people think! 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