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> [“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/if-you-want-the-truth-from-someone-just-make-them-angry/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

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> [“Life is not fucked up by accident; it is fucked up on purpose!!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/life-is-not-fucked-up-by-accident-it-is-fucked-up-on-purpose/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/262/jason-gabriel-kondrath-48723_funny_life-is-not-fucked-up-by-accident-it-is_1995887.jpg)

> [“Most people will do the right thing; if they can afford too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/most-people-will-do-the-right-thing-if-they-can-afford-too/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/617/jason-gabriel-kondrath-48723_afford_most-people-will-do-the-right-thing-if-t_3212992.jpg)

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## More by Jason Gabriel Kondrath

> [“If I took the time necessariy to tell everyone how to do their job correctly, nothing would get done in this world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/if-i-took-the-time-necessariy-to-tell-everyone-how-to-do-their-job/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/if-you-want-the-truth-from-someone-just-make-them-angry/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“Life is not fucked up by accident; it is fucked up on purpose!!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/life-is-not-fucked-up-by-accident-it-is-fucked-up-on-purpose/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“People who say its lonely at the top, are the ones too selfish to take their family and friends with them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/people-who-say-its-lonely-at-the-top-are-the-ones-too-selfish-to-take/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“Let me suffer in peace.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/let-me-suffer-in-peace/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“If you want to be hated, judge somebody.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/if-you-want-to-be-hated-judge-somebody/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“Don't tell me how to feel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/don-t-tell-me-how-to-feel/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

> [“Most people will do the right thing; if they can afford too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-gabriel-kondrath/most-people-will-do-the-right-thing-if-they-can-afford-too/)

[Jason Gabriel Kondrath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-gabriel-kondrath/)

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