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> [Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/still-waiting-for-that-kettle-to-boil-either-turn-up-the-heat-or/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54c/doug-seaton-64092_funny-quotes_still-waiting-for-that-kettle-to-boil-ei_470513.jpg)

> [You can lead a horse to water, you just cannot make him swim!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-you-just-cannot-make-him-swim/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/doug-seaton-64092_funny-quotes_you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-you-just-c_1344418.jpg)

> [The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/the-good-lord-takes-care-of-kids-and-fools-and-i-qualify-in-both-cases/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/237/doug-seaton-64092_funny-quotes_the-good-lord-takes-care-of-kids-and-foo_1911401.jpg)

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## More by Doug Seaton

> [Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/still-waiting-for-that-kettle-to-boil-either-turn-up-the-heat-or/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

> [Do Something, even if it turns out wrong, we learn and improve from our mistakes!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/do-something-even-if-it-turns-out-wrong-we-learn-and-improve-from-our/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

> [You can lead a horse to water, you just cannot make him swim!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-you-just-cannot-make-him-swim/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

> [The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/the-good-lord-takes-care-of-kids-and-fools-and-i-qualify-in-both-cases/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

> [Behind every successful man, is a trail made of determination, a path of overcoming failures, several rest areas of prayer time, and friendly mentors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/behind-every-successful-man-is-a-trail-made-of-determination-a-path/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

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