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> [“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/i-have-a-terrible-memory-i-never-forget-a-thing/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

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## More by Edith Konecky

> [“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/i-have-a-terrible-memory-i-never-forget-a-thing/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [My parents professed to believe in God, but I rarely heard his name mentioned unattached to 'damn' or 'sakes' or 'willing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/my-parents-professed-to-believe-in-god-but-i-rarely-heard-his-name/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [If it hadn't been for Grandma, we'd have had no ethnic tone at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/if-it-hadn-t-been-for-grandma-we-d-have-had-no-ethnic-tone-at-all/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [my mother insisted that I had to try things on to make sure they were becoming. Becoming what, I always asked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/my-mother-insisted-that-i-had-to-try-things-on-to-make-sure-they-were/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/if-grandma-goldman-ever-smiled-she-must-have-done-it-in-the-bathroom/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [“Nobody's perfect,' my mother said. 'You'll have to learn to get along with him.' 'You can't learn to get along with him,' I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/nobody-s-perfect-my-mother-said-you-ll-have-to-learn-to-get-along/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [“Children should be seen and not heard,' my mother contributed grimly, ganging up on me. That was the worst part, having her join the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/children-should-be-seen-and-not-heard-my-mother-contributed-grimly/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [“He is not a pleasant person,' I said. 'I don't know what we need him for.' 'You'll just have to learn to get along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/he-is-not-a-pleasant-person-i-said-i-don-t-know-what-we-need-him-for/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

> [“I suppose I ought to describe my father, but it isn't easy. Sometimes over the years he seemed one thing and sometimes another. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-konecky/i-suppose-i-ought-to-describe-my-father-but-it-isn-t-easy-sometimes/)

[Edith Konecky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-konecky/)

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