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> [“New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even three-timing is very doable, if you plan it right." From "My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever. (a Short Story)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/new-york-city-is-legendary-for-sleeping-around-there-s-hot-tail/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

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> [“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with my crew for the glory and the laughs, or to cheer up the next buddy of mine to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/if-i-could-do-all-of-that-on-february-14th-it-would-be-a-personal/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

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## Other authors on Funny humor

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-humor/fakeer-ishavardas/)

## More by Zack Love

> [“Well, on some level, it’s similar to the psychological phenomenon of helplessness, where the will to try is lost. You get to the point…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/well-on-some-level-it-s-similar-to-the-psychological-phenomenon-of/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“I want to feel like I'm making a difference in this world. And I want some time for living rather than just working. Life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/i-want-to-feel-like-i-m-making-a-difference-in-this-world-and-i-want/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“In addition to my new outlook on life, in some absurdly simple way, Anissa gave me several new reasons to live. Above all, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/in-addition-to-my-new-outlook-on-life-in-some-absurdly-simple-way/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“She was somehow this damaged creature I had fortuitously encountered along my path and now cared about as a result. Granted, I didn't cause…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/she-was-somehow-this-damaged-creature-i-had-fortuitously-encountered/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“...being in love can change almost anything: from your expectations and limitations to your very life plans. It's a completely unpredictable force. And how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/being-in-love-can-change-almost-anything-from-your-expectations-and/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“When you look for beauty, you usually end up finding it. From Central Park Song (A Screenplay)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/when-you-look-for-beauty-you-usually-end-up-finding-it-from-central/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“Anyway, I think Florence and I noticed each other before the local train screeched to a halt at the 110th Street station, because as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/anyway-i-think-florence-and-i-noticed-each-other-before-the-local/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“Summer sticks to her skirt sumptuously, in the shiny gray fabric hanging loosely from her curves. Her chestnut eyes, apparently hidden from strangers; her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/summer-sticks-to-her-skirt-sumptuously-in-the-shiny-gray-fabric/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/so-now-that-we-got-that-over-with-let-s-get-back-to-love-at-first/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“The danger of prolonged despair is its tendency to cloud the gift of a new beginning that every tomorrow offers. --Anissa's Redemption”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/the-danger-of-prolonged-despair-is-its-tendency-to-cloud-the-gift-of/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“Every human relationship begins with a coincidence. Even the most fundamental relationship - that of parent and child - begins entirely with a coincidence.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/every-human-relationship-begins-with-a-coincidence-even-the-most/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There are no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/you-know-what-you-need-what-you-need-to-think-about-what-a-badass/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“Love?" Heeb asked, playfully pretending not to know the concept. "Yeah. The real thing. The conviction that if you had this one woman, all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/love-heeb-asked-playfully-pretending-not-to-know-the-concept-yeah-the/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even three-timing is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/new-york-city-is-legendary-for-sleeping-around-there-s-hot-tail/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

> [“Night had fallen, and Diane admired the deep sky behind Steve's calm countenance. They looked into each other's eyes again and felt the spark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-love/night-had-fallen-and-diane-admired-the-deep-sky-behind-steve-s-calm/)

[Zack Love](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-love/)

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