--- title: "1 Funny humor Quotes By Victoria Michaels" description: "1 Funny humor quotes by Victoria Michaels. Plus more from Victoria Michaels and more Funny humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5dc/victoria-michaels-28545_art_wait-like-an-art-museum-or-are-we-talkin_846670.jpg" --- > [“Wait. Like an art museum, or are we talking a history museum? I could tolerate the dinosaur bones and war relics, but modern art will just give me a headache. A red dot on a white canvas isn’t ‘a representation…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/wait-like-an-art-museum-or-are-we-talking-a-history-museum-i-could/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5dc/victoria-michaels-28545_art_wait-like-an-art-museum-or-are-we-talkin_846670.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-humor/fakeer-ishavardas/) ## More by Victoria Michaels > [“Well, I guess they aren't gay anymore, Liz," Susan said loudly from the direction of the kitchen doorway. Liz started snickering next to her.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/well-i-guess-they-aren-t-gay-anymore-liz-susan-said-loudly-from-the/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“Stay away from her. Don't look at her; don't even think about her. If she appears to you in your dreams, wake up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/stay-away-from-her-don-t-look-at-her-don-t-even-think-about-her-if/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“How did you know about my candy stash?” Vincent innocently shrugged. “I needed tape and stumbled across your Willy Wonka drawer”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/how-did-you-know-about-my-candy-stash-vincent-innocently-shrugged-i/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“You’re smart and witty. You’re so talented and really have an eye for advertising. Trust in that, and trust in the person who interviewed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/you-re-smart-and-witty-you-re-so-talented-and-really-have-an-eye-for/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“She could barely remember what life had been like before him and didn't even want to try. All Grace knew was that she wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/she-could-barely-remember-what-life-had-been-like-before-him-and-didn/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“Is that really so much to ask? One sexy, gorgeous, mentally stable, gainfully employed guy with an amazing personality, that doesn’t smell like mothballs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/is-that-really-so-much-to-ask-one-sexy-gorgeous-mentally-stable/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“Go ahead, look at the message. You know you want to.” “No, it doesn’t matter.” “Then why do you keep staring at it like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/go-ahead-look-at-the-message-you-know-you-want-to-no-it-doesn-t/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“Wait. Like an art museum, or are we talking a history museum? I could tolerate the dinosaur bones and war relics, but modern art…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/wait-like-an-art-museum-or-are-we-talking-a-history-museum-i-could/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“It helps me keep things in perspective, and sometimes it helps me forget. Whenever I think things are too much, I come here. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/it-helps-me-keep-things-in-perspective-and-sometimes-it-helps-me/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“A good heart attack or a bad heart attack?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/a-good-heart-attack-or-a-bad-heart-attack/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“I’ll tell Sean you said he was hot’…’I said he was a rat bastard with the potential to be hot!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/i-ll-tell-sean-you-said-he-was-hot-i-said-he-was-a-rat-bastard-with/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“I can’t do this with you, Vincent.” Lexi stepped back, putting some distance between them. “We belong together.” There was no doubt, no question…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/i-can-t-do-this-with-you-vincent-lexi-stepped-back-putting-some/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“There is nothing more wonderful than falling in love.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/there-is-nothing-more-wonderful-than-falling-in-love/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“You better call me the second he steps off that elevator.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/you-better-call-me-the-second-he-steps-off-that-elevator/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) > [“While she was light and sunshine, he was nothing but clouds and darkness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-michaels/while-she-was-light-and-sunshine-he-was-nothing-but-clouds-and/) [Victoria Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-michaels/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-humor/victoria-michaels/#itemlist", "name": "1 Funny humor Quotes By Victoria Michaels", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Wait. 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