--- title: "2 Funny humor Quotes By L.H. Cosway" description: "2 Funny humor quotes by L.H. Cosway. Plus more from L.H. Cosway and more Funny humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/l-h-cosway-9003_funny-humor_will-you-promise-to-keep-this-to-yoursel_2699975.jpg" --- > [“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I’m off to shout your secret…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/will-you-promise-to-keep-this-to-yourself-to-not-tell-anyone-of-what/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d71/l-h-cosway-9003_funny-humor_will-you-promise-to-keep-this-to-yoursel_2699975.jpg) > [“Do you sleep in a coffin?” Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny. “Of course not,” he laughs loudly. “I sleep in a bed.” A pause. “Would you like to see it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/do-you-sleep-in-a-coffin-okay-i-admit-that-one-was-a-little-out-of/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d9/l-h-cosway-9003_coffin_do-you-sleep-in-a-coffin-okay-i-admit-th_2969159.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-fakeer-ishavardas-7140.jpg) Fakeer Ishavardas 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-humor/fakeer-ishavardas/) ## More by L.H. Cosway > [“I think I’ve missed you all my life,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/i-think-i-ve-missed-you-all-my-life/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“I'm thinking he might be a sex pest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/i-m-thinking-he-might-be-a-sex-pest/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“Cruelty is easy, and it breeds only misery. Kindness is harder, and you have to be brave to give it. To be cruel, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/cruelty-is-easy-and-it-breeds-only-misery-kindness-is-harder-and-you/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“He really is a beautiful mess. A beautiful mess that sucks you in and messes you up too. If I fly too close to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/he-really-is-a-beautiful-mess-a-beautiful-mess-that-sucks-you-in-and/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“We all paint on a face to show the world," Nicholas replies philosophically. "For some of us, that's quite literal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/we-all-paint-on-a-face-to-show-the-world-nicholas-replies/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection. I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not necessarily. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/nicholas-is-gay-isn-t-he-she-says-her-voice-dripping-with-dejection-i/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“Happiness was a stranger, but misery was dear old friend.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/happiness-was-a-stranger-but-misery-was-dear-old-friend/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“You know, you should think about getting in touch with Gabriel, he's your half-brother and also a really good guy.” Delilah looks at me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/you-know-you-should-think-about-getting-in-touch-with-gabriel-he-s/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“I think I might have dreamt you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/i-think-i-might-have-dreamt-you/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“You need a job and I need a PA, why don’t you come and work for me?” “No thanks, God knows what being your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/you-need-a-job-and-i-need-a-pa-why-don-t-you-come-and-work-for-me-no/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“We all see a lot when we decide to truly look.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/we-all-see-a-lot-when-we-decide-to-truly-look/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“Yeah, I’m bringing back the word “slattern.” Deal”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/yeah-i-m-bringing-back-the-word-slattern-deal/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“You have sex on the brain twenty-four seven Viv. I think you might need therapy." "Perhaps I do. Don't get me wrong I'm no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/you-have-sex-on-the-brain-twenty-four-seven-viv-i-think-you-might/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“You'll always be my friend, won't you Fred? Don't let me fuck this up. I need you in my life now. I need the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/you-ll-always-be-my-friend-won-t-you-fred-don-t-let-me-fuck-this-up-i/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) > [“I wanted to kiss away his hurts…or at least make his hurts some cookies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-h-cosway/i-wanted-to-kiss-away-his-hurts-or-at-least-make-his-hurts-some/) [L.H. Cosway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-h-cosway/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-humor/l-h-cosway/#itemlist", "name": "2 Funny humor Quotes By L.H. Cosway", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I’m off to shout your secret from the rooftops, and he’d be like, oh no please don’t do that. In reality, he’d have to kill me.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "L.H. 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