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> [“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah, well, I think there’s a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/now-all-i-have-to-worry-about-is-what-might-crawl-out-of-the-darkness/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

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> [“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/seth-rolled-his-eyes-because-you-re-such-a-ladies-man-i-can-be-i-just/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

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## Other authors on Funny humor

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## More by Elle Parker

> [“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah, well, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/now-all-i-have-to-worry-about-is-what-might-crawl-out-of-the-darkness/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“Oh shit, I was just flirting with the waitress a little. It was harmless. I told her those jeans must be from outer space…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/oh-shit-i-was-just-flirting-with-the-waitress-a-little-it-was/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“You have to be quiet," I said. "We don't want to wake up the ladies. I don't think I want 'em to see me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/you-have-to-be-quiet-i-said-we-don-t-want-to-wake-up-the-ladies-i-don/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“He came up to me and kissed my neck, cupping the side of my face with his hand. He whispered, "Now give me your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/he-came-up-to-me-and-kissed-my-neck-cupping-the-side-of-my-face-with/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't we just get beat up for not being fags?" "Sorry, you just don't scream hetero he-man,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/correct-me-if-i-m-wrong-here-but-didn-t-we-just-get-beat-up-for-not/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/seth-rolled-his-eyes-because-you-re-such-a-ladies-man-i-can-be-i-just/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

> [“We need to get you to stop thinking of me as a friend, and start thinking of me as that incredibly hot mechanic you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-parker/we-need-to-get-you-to-stop-thinking-of-me-as-a-friend-and-start/)

[Elle Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-parker/)

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