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> [The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/the-best-birthdays-of-all-are-those-that-haven-t-arrived-yet/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/621/robert-orben-3864_40th-birthday_the-best-birthdays-of-all-are-those-that_2123222.jpg)

> [Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lousy-beautician/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/dorothy-parker-700_50th-birthday_time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lo_2039066.jpg)

> [You're only as old as you feel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-simonon/you-re-only-as-old-as-you-feel/)

[Paul Simonon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-simonon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d70/paul-simonon-29501_birthday_you-re-only-as-old-as-you-feel-365526_365526.png)

> [Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-e-m-joad/some-turn-to-vinegar-but-the-best-improve-with-age/)

[C. E. M. Joad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-e-m-joad/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49d/c-e-m-joad-39304_50th-birthday_some-turn-to-vinegar-but-the-best-improv_214098.png)

> [You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-rosemary-scallon/you-re-birthday-reminds-me-of-the-old-chinese-scholar-yung-no-mo/)

[Dana Rosemary Scallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-rosemary-scallon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d8/dana-rosemary-scallon-97785_birthday_you-re-birthday-reminds-me-of-the-old-ch_92443.png)

> [People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/people-ask-me-what-i-d-most-appreciate-getting-for-my-eighty-seventh/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/496/george-burns-2737_age_people-ask-me-what-i-d-most-appreciate-g_1229364.png)

> [If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-your-birthday-hang-around-a/)

[Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/anthony-29481_birthday_if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-yo_209887.png)

> [The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-rogers/the-older-we-get-the-fewer-things-seem-worth-waiting-in-line-for/)

[Will Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-rogers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/601/will-rogers-272_age_the-older-we-get-the-fewer-things-seem-w_1185217.jpg)

> [Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-frost/time-and-tide-wait-for-no-man-but-time-always-stands-still-for-a-2/)

[Robert Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-frost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/robert-frost-371_20th-birthday_time-and-tide-wait-for-no-man-but-time-a_2525390.png)

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