--- title: "1 Funny happy birthday Quotes By Anthony" description: "1 Funny happy birthday quotes by Anthony. Plus more from Anthony and more Funny happy birthday sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/anthony-29481_birthday_if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-yo_209887.png" --- > [If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-your-birthday-hang-around-a/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/anthony-29481_birthday_if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-yo_209887.png) ## More by Anthony > [If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/if-you-want-to-look-young-and-thin-on-your-birthday-hang-around-a/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [Don't seek the truth; just drop your opinions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/don-t-seek-the-truth-just-drop-your-opinions/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [“The greatest tragedy that can befall a man is not death but the inability to do what should be done at the right time”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/the-greatest-tragedy-that-can-befall-a-man-is-not-death-but-the/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [In the ’70s it was skateboards, in the ’80s it was drugs, in the ’90s it was art, and now it’s my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/in-the-70s-it-was-skateboards-in-the-80s-it-was-drugs-in-the-90s-it/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [In person I am everything and more, I'm everywhere these other niggas never been before, but inside I'm treadin water steady tryin to swim…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/in-person-i-am-everything-and-more-i-m-everywhere-these-other-niggas/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [My best experience as a writer was working with Michael Ondaatje. He let me dismantle his novel, reimagine it, and still had dinner with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/my-best-experience-as-a-writer-was-working-with-michael-ondaatje-he/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [I did not give Xanax or anything else to my child.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/i-did-not-give-xanax-or-anything-else-to-my-child/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/when-i-do-think-man-a-f-cking-motel-room-with-a-couple-of-thousand/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [Women borrow sweaters that I spray wit my cologne, and tell me don't forget 'em and I promise that I won't, feelin so distant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/women-borrow-sweaters-that-i-spray-wit-my-cologne-and-tell-me-don-t/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [I'm more than just one number.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/i-m-more-than-just-one-number/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/join-the-republican-party-if-you-cannot-abide-democrats-you-will/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [Solicitude for material things distracts the soul and divides it. The devil seizes the divided soul and drags it to hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/solicitude-for-material-things-distracts-the-soul-and-divides-it-the/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [You will be happy Life said, but first It'll make you strong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/you-will-be-happy-life-said-but-first-it-ll-make-you-strong/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [Damm mami I never knew You are that Bonita so holla at me cuz You got me going LOCO :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/damm-mami-i-never-knew-you-are-that-bonita-so-holla-at-me-cuz-you-got/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) > [I'll spend everyday thinking of how to make you smile because you got the most amazing smile in the world](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony/i-ll-spend-everyday-thinking-of-how-to-make-you-smile-because-you-got/) [Anthony](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-happy-birthday/anthony/#itemlist", "name": "1 Funny happy birthday Quotes By Anthony", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. 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