--- title: "1 Funny Good Quotes By Dave Attell" description: "1 Funny Good quotes by Dave Attell. Plus more from Dave Attell and more Funny Good sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png" --- > [I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom-guy-but-whatever-seems-to-fit/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png) ## More by Dave Attell > [If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/if-you-take-off-your-pants-and-her-first-reaction-is-awwww-look-at-it/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/you-see-a-guy-with-one-leg-he-s-got-a-story-land-mine-69-you-see-a/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-gotta-quit-smoking-doctor-s-orders-and-the-drinking-court-orders/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/you-ever-make-fun-of-someone-so-much-you-think-you-should-thank-them/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-masturbate-i-do-it-like-i-think-if-i-keep-doing-it-i-m-gonna-win/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/men-are-having-sex-with-animals-and-we-wonder-why-the-animals-attack/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [Jesse Joyce is a great writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/jesse-joyce-is-a-great-writer/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/why-do-they-collect-garbarge-at-5am-why-it-s-garbage-it-s-not-going/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/what-s-the-two-things-they-tell-you-are-healthiest-to-eat-chicken-and/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/this-one-guy-the-worst-guy-in-the-music-the-yanni-man-you-know-yanni/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/pre-mature-ejaculation-let-s-talk-about-it-pre-mature-ejaculation/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/it-s-a-horrible-economy-but-i-m-trying-to-do-my-part-i-just-bought-a/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [I never wanted to be famous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-never-wanted-to-be-famous/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-keep-getting-these-people-at-my-shows-who-only-know-me-from/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) > [Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/friends-are-important-dontcha-think-hmmm-i-think-so-the-way-i-see-it/) [Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/#itemlist", "name": "1 Funny Good Quotes By Dave Attell", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dave Attell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom-guy-but-whatever-seems-to-fit/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.” — Dave Attell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/", "name": "Funny Good Quotes by Dave Attell", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/dave-attell-6101_fit_i-m-not-a-movie-guy-i-m-not-a-tv-sitcom_912990.png" }, "description": "1 Funny Good quotes by Dave Attell. Plus more from Dave Attell and more Funny Good sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Funny Good", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Dave Attell", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/dave-attell/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```