--- title: "1 Funny Good Quotes By Alan Carr" description: "1 Funny Good quotes by Alan Carr. Plus more from Alan Carr and more Funny Good sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c59/alan-carr-12529_comedian_i-m-just-a-comedian-that-s-all-i-am-if-y_1964684.jpg" --- > [I'm just a comedian. That's all I am. If you find me funny, good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-m-just-a-comedian-that-s-all-i-am-if-you-find-me-funny-good/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c59/alan-carr-12529_comedian_i-m-just-a-comedian-that-s-all-i-am-if-y_1964684.jpg) ## More by Alan Carr > [Doing stand up helps - thinking on your feet definitely comes in handy when it's a live show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/doing-stand-up-helps-thinking-on-your-feet-definitely-comes-in-handy/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [Children? No, no, no. I struggle with a red setter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/children-no-no-no-i-struggle-with-a-red-setter/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I mean, seeing 10 very talented interior designers is not hard work - it's an absolute joy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-mean-seeing-10-very-talented-interior-designers-is-not-hard-work-it/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [With Stand Up To Cancer, every penny goes to Cancer Research UK. You are playing with people's lives. I knew I needed to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/with-stand-up-to-cancer-every-penny-goes-to-cancer-research-uk-you/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I think I have got a lot better as an interviewer. I let people talk now which is something you need to do. At…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-think-i-have-got-a-lot-better-as-an-interviewer-i-let-people-talk/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I don't like the attention that comes with TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-don-t-like-the-attention-that-comes-with-tv/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [It sounds like I work at Hallmark, but every day is a journey and you get better and that's the whole point of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/it-sounds-like-i-work-at-hallmark-but-every-day-is-a-journey-and-you/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/dad-instantly-set-out-his-stall-he-wanted-a-big-dog-a-man-dog-a-dog/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I mean, I see the old interviews with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, these characters clawed their way up - what stories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-mean-i-see-the-old-interviews-with-bette-davis-or-joan-crawford/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [A fortune-teller said my future lay in comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/a-fortune-teller-said-my-future-lay-in-comedy/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I think TV in general is camp. 'X Factor' is camp, 'Strictly Come Dancing' is camp. Basically, an orange man comes down some stairs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-think-tv-in-general-is-camp-x-factor-is-camp-strictly-come-dancing/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [At school people laughed at me, not with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/at-school-people-laughed-at-me-not-with-me/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I'm old school, when I go on stage, I want every single person in that theatre to have the time of their life. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-m-old-school-when-i-go-on-stage-i-want-every-single-person-in-that/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > ['Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/civilians-is-a-term-i-love-it-s-what-elizabeth-hurley-used-to/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) > [I'm a comedian. I can't get a spray tan. I can't get a weave. I can't get my teeth done. Can you imagine if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-carr/i-m-a-comedian-i-can-t-get-a-spray-tan-i-can-t-get-a-weave-i-can-t/) [Alan Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-carr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-good/alan-carr/#itemlist", "name": "1 Funny Good Quotes By Alan Carr", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm just a comedian. That's all I am. 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