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title: "3 Funny birthday card Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Funny birthday card quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Funny birthday card sayings and thoughts."
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> [Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-e-m-joad/some-turn-to-vinegar-but-the-best-improve-with-age/)

[C. E. M. Joad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-e-m-joad/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49d/c-e-m-joad-39304_50th-birthday_some-turn-to-vinegar-but-the-best-improv_214098.png)

> [Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lousy-beautician/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/dorothy-parker-700_50th-birthday_time-may-be-a-great-healer-but-it-s-a-lo_2039066.jpg)

> [The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/the-best-birthdays-of-all-are-those-that-haven-t-arrived-yet/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/621/robert-orben-3864_40th-birthday_the-best-birthdays-of-all-are-those-that_2123222.jpg)

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