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> [Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poison-your-drink/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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## More by Nancy Astor

> [People who talk about peace are very often the most quarrelsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/people-who-talk-about-peace-are-very-often-the-most-quarrelsome/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/jakie-is-it-my-birthday-or-am-i-dying/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [Nobody wants me as a Cabinet Minister and they are perfectly right. I am an agitator, not an administrator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/nobody-wants-me-as-a-cabinet-minister-and-they-are-perfectly-right-i/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/i-used-to-dread-getting-older-because-i-thought-i-would-not-be-able/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/i-would-rather-commit-adultery-than-drink-a-glass-of-beer/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [“Am I dying, or is this my birthday?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/am-i-dying-or-is-this-my-birthday/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/i-refuse-to-admit-that-i-am-more-than-52-even-if-that-makes-my/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [There is no such thing as a strictly woman's problem. Any question affecting the welfare of society is a woman's problem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-strictly-woman-s-problem-any-question/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/drink-promises-you-everything-but-gives-nothing/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [My vigor, vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/my-vigor-vitality-and-cheek-repel-me-i-am-the-kind-of-woman-i-would/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/i-refuse-to-admit-that-i-am-more-than-fifty-two-even-if-that-does/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/in-passing-also-i-would-like-to-say-that-the-first-time-adam-had-a/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [Years ago, I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/years-ago-i-thought-old-age-would-be-dreadful-because-i-should-not-be/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/the-first-time-adam-had-a-chance-he-laid-the-blame-on-women/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

> [One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/one-reason-i-don-t-drink-is-that-i-want-to-know-when-i-am-having-a/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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