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title: "6 Funny bar Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-moulton/why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you-can-tell-it-from-urine/)

[Dave Moulton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-moulton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/dave-moulton-230925_alcohol_why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you_850055.png)

> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/adrian-rogers-2096_alcohol_i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have_1064748.png)

> [You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg)

> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png)

> [Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poison-your-drink/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03b/nancy-astor-16977_alcohol_sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poiso_2214917.jpg)

> [Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink-it/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d4/winston-churchill-95_alcohol_madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink_2653081.jpg)

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