--- title: "9 Funny-and-random Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "9 Funny-and-random quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more Funny-and-random sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bde/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_tell-savitar-i-said-hi-2694015_2694015.jpg" --- > [“Tell Savitar I said hi.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/tell-savitar-i-said-hi/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bde/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_tell-savitar-i-said-hi-2694015_2694015.jpg) > [“This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick "No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb "Yeah, well, at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-isn-t-a-trunk-monkey-is-it-nick-no-it-s-not-it-s-a-memento-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a14/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb_this-isn-t-a-trunk-monkey-is-it-nick-no_592833.jpg) > [“Remember. Make him cry uncle. Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/remember-make-him-cry-uncle-cry-uncle-my-posterior-i-m-going-to-make/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb-malphas_remember-make-him-cry-uncle-cry-uncle-my_673240.jpg) > [“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-power-nick-by-the-power-of/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb-malphas_by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-pow_183865.jpg) > [“Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has-a-very-short-guest-list/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has_1486443.jpg) > [“Um ... Falcyn?"Medea "What's my brother doing?" Blaise "Holding me in an awkwardly tight manner. It's very strange" Medea "But is he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing-blaise-holding-me-in-an/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing_2440208.jpg) > [“This was a stupendously bad idea." William "No bitching, Mr. Death I tried to get you to leave." Devyl "Deeth! And I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william-no-bitching-mr-death-i-tried/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bad-idea_this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william_2989535.jpg) > [“I thought you'd be gone by now." Velkan "Hardly, I have to much to do." Esperetta "Such as?" Velkan "Apologize to you."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-hardly-i-have-to-much-to-do/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-ha_2259489.jpg) > [“Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now." Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/cabal-cabal-cabal-i-summon-you-to-me-now-simi-and-kody-exchanged-a/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_brown-eyes_cabal-cabal-cabal-i-summon-you-to-me-now_743152.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny-and-random ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "9 Funny-and-random Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Tell Savitar I said hi.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/tell-savitar-i-said-hi/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bde/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_tell-savitar-i-said-hi-2694015_2694015.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bde/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_tell-savitar-i-said-hi-2694015_2694015.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bde/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_tell-savitar-i-said-hi-2694015_2694015.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Tell Savitar I said hi.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“This isn't a trunk monkey, is it.\" Nick \"No. It's not. 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I have the power!\" Nick \"By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from your shoulders if you don't take this seriously.\" Caleb”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-power-nick-by-the-power-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb-malphas_by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-pow_183865.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb-malphas_by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-pow_183865.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_caleb-malphas_by-the-power-of-grayskull-i-have-the-pow_183865.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“By the power of Grayskull. . . 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Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has-a-very-short-guest-list/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has_1486443.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has_1486443.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_babe-i-don-t-know-you-and-my-no-zone-has_1486443.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. 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That's always a bonus.\" Blaise”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing-blaise-holding-me-in-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing_2440208.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing_2440208.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing_2440208.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Um ... Falcyn?\"Medea \"What's my brother doing?\" Blaise \"Holding me in an awkwardly tight manner. 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Should have done it when you told me to.\"William”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william-no-bitching-mr-death-i-tried/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bad-idea_this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william_2989535.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bad-idea_this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william_2989535.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bad-idea_this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william_2989535.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This was a stupendously bad idea.\" William \"No bitching, Mr. Death I tried to get you to leave.\" Devyl…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I thought you'd be gone by now.\" Velkan \"Hardly, I have to much to do.\" Esperetta \"Such as?\" Velkan \"Apologize to you.\" Esperetta \"Why would you do that?\" Velkan \"Because I'm stupid and pigheaded. Judgmental. Unforgiving. Mistrustful--you can stop me at anytime, you know?\" Esperetta \"Why should i? You're on quite a roll. Besides, you missed the worst flaw.\" Velkan \"And that is?\" Esperetta \"Hotheaded.\" Velkan \"I learned that one from you.\" Esperetta \"How so?\" Velkan \"Remember that time you threw your boots into the fire because you had trouble getting them off?\" \"I never did that.\" Velkan \"Yes, you did. You also gave your favorite saddle to the stable master because it scratched your leg as you dismounted and told him he could have it but, personally, you'd burn it, too.\" Esperetta”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-hardly-i-have-to-much-to-do/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-ha_2259489.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-ha_2259489.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_funny-and-random_i-thought-you-d-be-gone-by-now-velkan-ha_2259489.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I thought you'd be gone by now.\" Velkan \"Hardly, I have to much to do.\" Esperetta \"Such as?\" Velkan…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now.\" Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as he suddenly felt when nothing happened. Great, Dad. I can look stupid on my own. Didn't really need you to help out on that front. That was his thought until he heard a curse and something slammed into him, knocking him against the wall. Nick shoved his attacker away, then froze as he looked into a pair of familiar, startled brown eyes. Now this was the giant badass-tough demon that Nick was used to. \"Malphas?\" Tense and braced to fight, Caleb turned around slowly, surveying every aspect of his new surroundings. He paused as he faced Kody and Simi. \"Where the heck am I? And how did I get here?\" Kody pointed to Nick. \"Apparently, Nick summoned you.\" \"Nick?\" Caleb glanced right past Nick and kept searching the room with his gaze. \"Our Nick? Where is the little booger?\" She gestured even more exaggeratedly at Nick's position. \"Right there.\" Caleb's jaw went slack as he faced him.\"Nick?\" \"Caleb?\" The word had barely left his lips before Caleb grabbed him into a bear hug and held him tight. Which was extremely awkward and gross. Completely weirded out by it, Nick tried to disentangle himself from the demon. It wasn't like Caleb to show any emotion toward him other than irritation or frustration. Sometimes anger. \"Stop C! If you're going to hug me like this, you got to buy me dinner first, boy. And it's got to be someplace nice, like Antoine's or Brennan's. I ain't easy or cheap.\" Laughing, Caleb stepped back and narrowed his eyes on Nick as he held him by his arms. \"Dude . . . did you lose a bet with a sorcerer or something?\" Nick gave him a droll smirk. \"Don't taunt me now that I know your real name. I'm told I can do some damage to you with that. 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