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title: "2 Funny-and-random Quotes By Sarah Willey"
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> [“May you be wise. Stop telling lies. Also, don't eat flies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/may-you-be-wise-stop-telling-lies-also-don-t-eat-flies/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/385/sarah-willey-49508_funny-and-random_may-you-be-wise-stop-telling-lies-also-d_504789.jpg)

> [“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/i-love-chicken-sooo-much-i-could-eat-it-all-the-time-then-i-would-get/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbe/sarah-willey-49508_chicken_i-love-chicken-sooo-much-i-could-eat-it_2952557.jpg)

## Other authors on Funny-and-random

## More by Sarah Willey

> [“What's up? Not much. What's down? The ground. Silly Rhymes Don't make sense I'm starting to get tense... Well, there is so many mimes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/what-s-up-not-much-what-s-down-the-ground-silly-rhymes-don-t-make/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“May you be wise. Stop telling lies. Also, don't eat flies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/may-you-be-wise-stop-telling-lies-also-don-t-eat-flies/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“Do you hear it? The loud noise from the room at night? Never mind, It's just my mom snoring.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/do-you-hear-it-the-loud-noise-from-the-room-at-night-never-mind-it-s/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“I love food. I love soda. I love watching movies and reading books. I love these things a little to much. I should stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/i-love-food-i-love-soda-i-love-watching-movies-and-reading-books-i/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“Time for bed... Wait, let me watch just one more TV Show! No! Go TO BED, NOW! Wait... But... I'm hungry... GO TO BED,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/time-for-bed-wait-let-me-watch-just-one-more-tv-show-no-go-to-bed-now/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/i-love-chicken-sooo-much-i-could-eat-it-all-the-time-then-i-would-get/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

> [“This is how I lose weight: Time to raid the stores and buy as much junk food as I can! OOPS! Oh, well, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/this-is-how-i-lose-weight-time-to-raid-the-stores-and-buy-as-much/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

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