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> [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-the/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

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> [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, they imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-they/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

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## Other authors on Funny-and-random

## More by Rachel DeWoskin

> [“Before we could pretend not to see him, he waved. We all waved back. And no one said anything mean, even after he jogged…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/before-we-could-pretend-not-to-see-him-he-waved-we-all-waved-back-and/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-the/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“You're so privileged to be there, you feel like you have to complain about something just so you don't have to think about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/you-re-so-privileged-to-be-there-you-feel-like-you-have-to-complain/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“But if you look under the "girls gone wild" surface, which was easy for me to do since I was sover and actually below…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/but-if-you-look-under-the-girls-gone-wild-surface-which-was-easy-for/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, they imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-they/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“Ms. Doman had this whole thing about how we have to tell stories about whatever happens to us, and then we can use those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/ms-doman-had-this-whole-thing-about-how-we-have-to-tell-stories-about/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [I mean, we have to read books or we'll make mistakes. If we read stories of how other people lived, we can figure out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/i-mean-we-have-to-read-books-or-we-ll-make-mistakes-if-we-read/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“That's the thing about me. I prefer things once they're already over and I'm working on understanding them. I wish I were faster at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/that-s-the-thing-about-me-i-prefer-things-once-they-re-already-over/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

> [“At my audition, I had one of those anxiety visions where you do something totally crazy in your mind, just to torture yourself with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/at-my-audition-i-had-one-of-those-anxiety-visions-where-you-do/)

[Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/)

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