--- title: "Best Funny-and-random Words" description: "Browse 170 Funny-and-random quotes by 113 authors. Discover the best Funny-and-random sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/rachel-dewoskin-43762_children_whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seve_995100.jpg" --- > [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, they imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-they/) [Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/rachel-dewoskin-43762_children_whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seve_995100.jpg) > [“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brighton-mabuya/treat-all-the-sides-of-your-towel-equally-because-the-part-you-used/) [Brighton Mabuya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brighton-mabuya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/brighton-mabuya-56230_funny-and-random_treat-all-the-sides-of-your-towel-equall_567062.jpg) > [“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/don-t-you-wish-we-all-lived-in-black-light-for-one-thing-it-would/) [Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/josh-stern-2480_absurd_don-t-you-wish-we-all-lived-in-black-lig_1291865.jpg) > [“Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carla-h-krueger-2/someone-once-said-writing-and-gardening-are-similar-pursuits-tell-you/) [Carla H. Krueger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carla-h-krueger-2/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b93/carla-h-krueger-2-31874_funny-and-random_someone-once-said-writing-and-gardening_1675763.jpg) > [“I´ve been Obeahed by an Obeahman? Is this like how the smurfs say they smurfing smurfed all the time?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendare-blake/i-ve-been-obeahed-by-an-obeahman-is-this-like-how-the-smurfs-say-they/) [Kendare Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendare-blake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d2/kendare-blake-1667_funny-and-random_i-ve-been-obeahed-by-an-obeahman-is-this_1283968.jpg) > [“Shut up, idiot,” he growled. “Oops,” Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. “I feel stupid, now.” Peter shook his head. “That's the understatement of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/shut-up-idiot-he-growled-oops-ian-replied-looking-uncomfortable-i/) [Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/rose-wynters-14239_funny-and-random_shut-up-idiot-he-growled-oops-ian-replie_1385959.jpg) > [“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dewoskin/whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seven-kids-in-my-family-the/) [Rachel DeWoskin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dewoskin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/rachel-dewoskin-43762_children_whenever-anyone-finds-out-there-are-seve_414505.jpg) > [“A trip there would be about as enjoyable as fending off a pack of hippos with a piece of cauliflower while someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-george-andrews/a-trip-there-would-be-about-as-enjoyable-as-fending-off-a-pack-of/) [Robin George Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-george-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d81/robin-george-andrews-273843_coffee_a-trip-there-would-be-about-as-enjoyable_2340266.jpg) > [“I didn’t know you enjoyed tree climbing.' 'Tree reading actually. It’s an art which should not be conducted while lethargic….”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grace-hitchcock/i-didn-t-know-you-enjoyed-tree-climbing-tree-reading-actually-it-s-an/) [Grace Hitchcock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grace-hitchcock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f1/grace-hitchcock-87209_art_i-didn-t-know-you-enjoyed-tree-climbing_1399102.jpg) > [“My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me “a purveyor of insipid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/my-book-sales-are-way-down-today-also-i-ve-received-two-scathing/) [Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0d/nenia-campbell-1294_book_my-book-sales-are-way-down-today-also-i_1948752.jpg) ## Top authors on Funny-and-random - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-josh-stern-2480.jpg) Josh Stern 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/josh-stern/) - [Nenia Campbell 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/nenia-campbell/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-finn-eccleston-48402.jpg) Finn Eccleston 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/finn-eccleston/) - 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