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title: "Best Funny-and-random Sayings"
description: "Browse 170 Funny-and-random quotes by 113 authors. Discover the best Funny-and-random sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/damn-it-reyes-could-be-such-a-butthead-freaking-antichrists/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-willey/i-love-chicken-sooo-much-i-could-eat-it-all-the-time-then-i-would-get/)

[Sarah Willey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-willey/)

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> [“If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/if-it-s-the-thought-that-counts-then-ignorance-must-use-a-calculator/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [“I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tranea-prosser/i-ve-been-single-so-long-that-if-i-hug-a-brother-he-ll-get-pregnant/)

[Tranea Prosser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tranea-prosser/)

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> [“If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/if-bliss-are-a-type-of-potato-then-ignorance-can-be-french-fried/)

[josh stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [“If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-my-hair-was-on-fire-and-llamas-came-to-put-it-out-he-d-tell-me-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spuds-crawford/i-must-be-very-complex-judging-by-the-number-of-days-determined-to/)

[Spuds Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spuds-crawford/)

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> [“If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-tropper/if-at-first-you-don-t-succeed-lower-you-expectations/)

[Jonathan Tropper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-tropper/)

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> [“MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS? ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS. MY FRIEND:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanyaacoffman/my-friend-so-do-you-take-a-foreign-language-class-me-sure-do-have/)

[KanyaACoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanyaacoffman/)

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> [“Leave me alone, or I will shoot,” a woman’s husky voice rang out through the broken window. “I'm not too afraid to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-wynters/leave-me-alone-or-i-will-shoot-a-woman-s-husky-voice-rang-out-through/)

[Rose Wynters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-wynters/)

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> [“One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-ariely/one-fall-day-in-boston-a-tall-mechanical-engineering-student-named/)

[Dan Ariely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-ariely/)

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> [“Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/leonard-had-let-them-go-alone-with-the-young-boy-who-ali-was-now/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/regina-griffin/ish-19-if-your-diet-soda-has-zero-calories-zero-sugar-and-zero-fat/)

[Regina Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/regina-griffin/)

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> [“I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-park/i-bet-the-very-first-pi-ata-was-surprised-oh-hey-a-party-cool-what-s/)

[Jessica Park](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-park/)

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> [“You know, it’s crazy what a little perspective can do to your life. For example…cotton candy is not as great as everyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/finn-eccleston/you-know-it-s-crazy-what-a-little-perspective-can-do-to-your-life-for/)

[Finn Eccleston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/finn-eccleston/)

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> [“Remember. Make him cry uncle. Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/remember-make-him-cry-uncle-cry-uncle-my-posterior-i-m-going-to-make/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earned a trio to the chest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/at-fifty-times-the-distance-you-dispatched-that-ko-bold-with-three/)

[Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/)

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> [ “\[Razo\] knocked, peered inside, then jumped and shut the door, quiet as brushing two feathers together. He smiled at his own stealth,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-hale/razo-knocked-peered-inside-then-jumped-and-shut-the-door-quiet-as/)

[Shannon Hale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-hale/)

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> [“Well," said Clary, after a judicious pause, "I guess you wouldn't have taken advantage of her when she's so grief-stricken and all."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/well-said-clary-after-a-judicious-pause-i-guess-you-wouldn-t-have/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penny-reid/do-ever-respond-to-a-question-without-asking-another-question-does-it/)

[Penny Reid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penny-reid/)

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> [“I'm so good" I taunt him as i ease back bouncing on my calves like he does, and playfully sticking out my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-evans/i-m-so-good-i-taunt-him-as-i-ease-back-bouncing-on-my-calves-like-he/)

[Katy Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-evans/)

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> [“Um ... Falcyn?"Medea "What's my brother doing?" Blaise "Holding me in an awkwardly tight manner. It's very strange" Medea "But is he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/um-falcyn-medea-what-s-my-brother-doing-blaise-holding-me-in-an/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“This was a stupendously bad idea." William "No bitching, Mr. Death I tried to get you to leave." Devyl "Deeth! And I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-was-a-stupendously-bad-idea-william-no-bitching-mr-death-i-tried/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“I was so caught up in my thoughts I did not notice the wire till I got caught up in it. Right.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/finn-eccleston/i-was-so-caught-up-in-my-thoughts-i-did-not-notice-the-wire-till-i/)

[Finn Eccleston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/finn-eccleston/)

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> [“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-v-snyder/care-to-explain-ari-asked-didn-t-you-see-my-signals-yeah-but-they/)

[Maria V. Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-v-snyder/)

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> [“Mr. Taylor has this habit of emphasizing his point by using three adjectives or verbs in a row. 'Class, you must know,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randa-abdel-fattah/mr-taylor-has-this-habit-of-emphasizing-his-point-by-using-three/)

[Randa Abdel-Fattah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randa-abdel-fattah/)

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> [“Darling Daddy, Poor Saffy. She had a big fight in the boys toilets on Monday, did you know? A very big fight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-mckay/darling-daddy-poor-saffy-she-had-a-big-fight-in-the-boys-toilets-on/)

[Hilary McKay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-mckay/)

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> [“Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santosh-kalwar/possibility-of-enjoying-life-makes-death-feel-terrible/)

[Santosh Kalwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santosh-kalwar/)

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> [“My good sense bitch slapped my estrogen and told her to get a grip.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/my-good-sense-bitch-slapped-my-estrogen-and-told-her-to-get-a-grip/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/so-this-crow-comes-and-it-starts-quacking-at-us/)

[Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/)

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> [“Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-mathieu/alice-smiled-her-wide-smile-the-crooked-incisor-smile/)

[Jennifer Mathieu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-mathieu/)

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> [“If things do not change,in the future we may all speak spell check.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-althouse/if-things-do-not-change-in-the-future-we-may-all-speak-spell-check/)

[Tom Althouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-althouse/)

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> [“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/come-hell-or-high-water-usually-depends-on-the-kind-of-plug-you-use/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-really-need-5-hours-of-facebook-to-balance-out-my-5-minutes-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-c-stephens/if-you-re-gonna-ride-my-ass-at-least-pull-my-hair/)

[S.C. Stephens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-c-stephens/)

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> [“Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-dunn/oh-sod-off-i-m-calling-the-police-another-series-of-banging-on-the/)

[Simon Dunn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-dunn/)

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> [“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/if-anybody-tells-says-you-have-to-follow-his-or-her-religion-or-you/)

[Fakeer Ishavardas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fakeer-ishavardas/)

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> [“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/thanks-for-coming-zach-told-him-he-slapped-jonas-on-the-back-and-i/)

[Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/)

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> [“Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/remember-i-m-the-only-person-her-who-s-paid-to-be-nice-to-you-but-not/)

[Orson Scott Card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-scott-card/)

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> [“In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/in-my-experience-the-romance-novels-written-about-bdsm-have-about-as/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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