--- title: "3 Funny-and-random Quotes By J.C. Nelson" description: "3 Funny-and-random quotes by J.C. Nelson. Plus more from J.C. Nelson and more Funny-and-random sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f1/j-c-nelson-62399_apocalypse_in-my-defense-i-didn-t-mean-to-start-the_832023.jpg" --- > [“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/in-my-defense-i-didn-t-mean-to-start-the-apocalypse-it-wasn-t-just-my/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f1/j-c-nelson-62399_apocalypse_in-my-defense-i-didn-t-mean-to-start-the_832023.jpg) > [“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/rosa-met-me-at-the-door-with-a-shotgun-strictly-speaking-not-aimed-at/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/943/j-c-nelson-62399_blood_rosa-met-me-at-the-door-with-a-shotgun-s_1005597.jpg) > [“I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.” “Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm. Ari sat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/i-shook-my-head-i-thought-you-had-a-no-princesses-rule-rules-are-made/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/776/j-c-nelson-62399_fairy-tales_i-shook-my-head-i-thought-you-had-a-no-p_2705822.jpg) ## Other authors on Funny-and-random ## More by J.C. Nelson > [“IF I HAD a dime for every time I’ve heard “We’re all going to die” or “I’ll kill you,” I could afford a better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/if-i-had-a-dime-for-every-time-i-ve-heard-we-re-all-going-to-die-or-i/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) > [“I wasn’t afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/i-wasn-t-afraid-of-your-average-dark-alley-i-had-standard-agency/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) > [“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/in-my-defense-i-didn-t-mean-to-start-the-apocalypse-it-wasn-t-just-my/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) > [“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim a sawed-off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/rosa-met-me-at-the-door-with-a-shotgun-strictly-speaking-not-aimed-at/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) > [“I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.” “Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm. Ari sat back in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-nelson/i-shook-my-head-i-thought-you-had-a-no-princesses-rule-rules-are-made/) [J.C. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-nelson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-and-random/j-c-nelson/#itemlist", "name": "3 Funny-and-random Quotes By J.C. Nelson", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "J.C. 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