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title: "47 Funny alcohol Quotes by 40 authors"
description: "Browse 47 Funny alcohol quotes by 40 authors. Discover the best Funny alcohol sayings and thoughts."
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> [You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adolphus-busch/you-can-only-drink-30-or-40-glasses-of-beer-a-day-no-matter-how-rich/)

[Adolphus Busch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adolphus-busch/)

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> [Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/too-much-of-anything-is-bad-but-too-much-good-whiskey-is-barely-enough/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/)

[Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/)

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> [Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/babies-are-like-the-smallest-drunkest-people-you-know/)

[Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/)

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> [You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/you-can-tell-german-wine-from-vinegar-by-the-label/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-behan/i-only-take-a-drink-on-two-occasions-when-i-m-thirsty-and-when-i-m-not/)

[Brendan Behan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-behan/)

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> [Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-moulton/why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you-can-tell-it-from-urine/)

[Dave Moulton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-moulton/)

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> [I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-levant/i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-have-something-to-blame/)

[Oscar Levant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-levant/)

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> [I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/i-ve-tried-buddhism-scientology-numerology-transcendental-meditation/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

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> [A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-coward/a-perfect-martini-should-be-made-by-filling-a-glass-with-gin-then/)

[Noel Coward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-coward/)

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> [A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-thomas/a-horrid-alcoholic-explosion-scatters-all-my-good-intentions-like/)

[Dylan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-thomas/)

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> [It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-de-quincey/it-is-most-absurdly-said-in-popular-language-of-any-man-that-he-is/)

[Thomas de Quincey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-de-quincey/)

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> [Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/alcohol-is-a-very-necessary-article-it-enables-parliament-to-do/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stan-bowles/i-blew-the-lot-on-vodka-and-tonic-gambling-and-fags-looking-back-i/)

[Stan Bowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stan-bowles/)

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> [BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/brandy-n-a-cordial-composed-on-one-part-thunder-and-lightning-one/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-to-do-my-principal-research-in-bars-where-people-are-more/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/drink-sir-is-a-great-provoker-of-three-things-nose-painting-sleep-and/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/the-harsh-useful-things-of-the-world-from-pulling-teeth-to-digging/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/i-believe-if-we-take-habitual-drunkards-as-a-class-their-heads-and/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/as-long-as-you-represent-me-as-praising-alcohol-i-shall-not-complain/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/n-f-simpson/reality-is-an-illusion-created-by-a-lack-of-alcohol/)

[N. F. Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/n-f-simpson/)

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> [Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/alcoholism-is-the-only-disease-that-you-can-get-yelled-at-for-having/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/coluche/alcohol-kills-slowly-good-i-m-in-no-hurry/)

[Coluche](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/coluche/)

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> [It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-funny-how-alcohol-can-make-the-clothes-come-off/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolutely-sacred-rite-smoking-cigars/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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> [Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-angelou/don-t-trust-people-who-don-t-laugh-i-don-t/)

[Maya Angelou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-angelou/)

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> [Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-astor/sir-if-you-were-my-husband-i-would-poison-your-drink/)

[Nancy Astor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-astor/)

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> [I don't trust people who don't use profanity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-oliver-everett/i-don-t-trust-people-who-don-t-use-profanity/)

[Mark Oliver Everett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-oliver-everett/)

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> [You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/celia-rivenbark/you-can-t-drink-all-day-if-you-don-t-start-in-the-morning/)

[Celia Rivenbark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/celia-rivenbark/)

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> [Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/zen-martini-a-martini-with-no-vermouth-at-all-and-no-gin-either/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-c-fields/i-certainly-do-not-drink-all-the-time-i-have-to-sleep-you-know/)

[W. C. Fields](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-c-fields/)

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> [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/)

[Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/)

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> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Everything in moderation, including moderation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/everything-in-moderation-including-moderation/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-breslin/don-t-trust-a-brilliant-idea-unless-it-survives-the-hangover/)

[Jimmy Breslin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-breslin/)

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> [I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-child/i-enjoy-cooking-with-wine-sometimes-i-even-put-it-in-the-food-i-m/)

[Julia Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-child/)

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> [Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/a-bartender-is-just-a-pharmacist-with-a-limited-inventory/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/madam-if-you-were-my-wife-i-would-drink-it/)

[Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/)

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