--- title: "24 Funny 420 Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 24 Funny 420 quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Funny 420 sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebc/anonymous-1_4-20_how-do-you-know-you-re-a-pothead-the-las_853291.jpg" --- > [How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-do-you-know-you-re-a-pothead-the-last-thing-you-studied-for-was-a/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebc/anonymous-1_4-20_how-do-you-know-you-re-a-pothead-the-las_853291.jpg) > [If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katt-williams/if-you-ain-t-got-a-good-job-and-you-ain-t-smokin-weed-then-i-dont/) [Katt Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katt-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/katt-williams-6562_4-20_if-you-ain-t-got-a-good-job-and-you-ain_1231994.jpg) > [To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/to-make-marijuana-against-the-law-is-like-saying-god-made-a-mistake/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/bill-hicks-970_4-20_to-make-marijuana-against-the-law-is-lik_1064526.jpg) > [As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/as-part-of-a-balanced-breakfast-on-4-20-don-t-forget-to-eat-your/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/anonymous-1_4-20_as-part-of-a-balanced-breakfast-on-4-20_2838375.jpg) > [I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p\*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-weed-love-it-probably-always-will-but-not-as-much-as-i-love-p/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/109/anonymous-1_4-20_i-love-weed-love-it-probably-always-will_2975168.jpg) > [Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/friday/weed-is-from-the-earth-god-put-this-here-for-me-and-you-take/) [Friday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/friday/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/010/friday-20876_4-20_weed-is-from-the-earth-god-put-this-here_108180.jpg) > [I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-submitting-all-of-you-pot-smokers-and-your-pot-instragram/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1f/anonymous-1_4-20_i-m-submitting-all-of-you-pot-smokers-an_696365.jpg) > [On 420 best beleive the students at school come to class higher than their grades](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/korban-mitchell/on-420-best-beleive-the-students-at-school-come-to-class-higher-than/) [Korban Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/korban-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf5/korban-mitchell-66734_education_on-420-best-beleive-the-students-at-scho_907833.jpg) > [I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-pay-my-child/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-hig_2651289.jpg) > [I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-pay-my-car-note-until-i-got-high-i-wasn-t-gonna-gamble-on/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7e/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-pay-my-car-note-until-i-got_1133039.jpg) > [I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-messed-up-my-entire-life-because-i-got-high-i-lost-my-kids-and-wife/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab9/afroman-42222_4-20_i-messed-up-my-entire-life-because-i-got_1502574.jpg) > [If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emalie-newhall/if-you-see-me-smiling-it-s-because-i-m-thinking-of-doing-something/) [Emalie Newhall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emalie-newhall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab4/emalie-newhall-22200_420-facebook-status_if-you-see-me-smiling-it-s-because-i-m-t_2890835.jpg) > [I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-wasn-t-gonna-run-from-the-cops-but-i-was-high-i-was-gonna-pull/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/afroman-42222_4-20_i-wasn-t-gonna-run-from-the-cops-but-i-w_1995027.jpg) > [I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-clean-my-room-until-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-get-up-and/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc9/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-clean-my-room-until-i-got-hi_553948.jpg) > [I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-go-to-work-but-then-i-got-high-i-just-got-a-new-promotion/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f24/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-work-but-then-i-got-hi_960130.jpg) > [I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-know-you-don-t-smoke-weed-i-know-this-but-i-m-gonna-get-you-high-2/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d3/anonymous-1_4-20_i-know-you-don-t-smoke-weed-i-know-this_1821570.jpg) > [We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emanuel-sebastiao/we-re-in-a-love-triangle-between-me-you-and-my-love-for-pizza/) [Emanuel Sebastiao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emanuel-sebastiao/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c7/emanuel-sebastiao-10509_being-hurt_we-re-in-a-love-triangle-between-me-you_1742185.jpg) > [I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n\*gga pie! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingredients-to-make-a-high-n-gga/) [Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/scary-movie-25757_4-20_i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingred_1080184.jpg) > [There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-is-a-chemical-in-weed-called-fuck-it-and-if-you-can-just-get/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/anonymous-1_4-20_there-is-a-chemical-in-weed-called-fuck_1101254.jpg) > [I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-about-to-write-a-good-quote-but-then-i-got-high-and-forgot-it/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc9/anonymous-1_4-20_i-was-about-to-write-a-good-quote-but-th_884852.jpg) > [Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/happy-420-enjoy-prison-when-they-do-a-happy-421-national-drug-test-day/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e36/anonymous-1_4-20_happy-420-enjoy-prison-when-they-do-a-ha_1803029.jpg) > [I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-go-to-class-before-i-got-high-i-coulda-cheated-and-i/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c66/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-class-before-i-got-hig_3152652.jpg) > [Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/three-monkeys-escaped-from-the-zoo-one-was-caught-watching-tv-the-2/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/anonymous-1_escaped_three-monkeys-escaped-from-the-zoo-one-w_2886576.jpg) > [I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-make-love-to-you-but-then-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-eat-yo/) [Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e2/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-make-love-to-you-but-then-i_102307.jpg) ## Top authors on Funny 420 - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-afroman-9710.jpg) Afroman 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-420/afroman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-420/#itemlist", "name": "Funny 420 Quotes", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "How do you know you're a pothead? 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I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Afroman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-pay-my-child/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-hig_2651289.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-hig_2651289.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/afroman-42222_4-20_i-was-gonna-go-to-court-before-i-got-hig_2651289.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. 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