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title: "2 Funerals Quotes By Robert Tappan Morris"
description: "2 Funerals quotes by Robert Tappan Morris. Plus more from Robert Tappan Morris and more Funerals sayings from other authors."
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> [I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-tappan-morris/i-hate-funerals-and-would-not-attend-my-own-if-it-could-be-avoided/)

Robert Tappan Morris

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> [I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once in a while to think of what sort of a collection of mourners he is training…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-tappan-morris/i-hate-funerals-and-would-not-attend-my-own-if-it-could-be-avoided-2/)

Robert Tappan Morris

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cdc/robert-tappan-morris-98096_avoided_i-hate-funerals-and-would-not-attend-my_3089281.jpg)

## Other authors on Funerals

- [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 9 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funerals/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)
- [Shannon L. Alder 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funerals/shannon-l-alder/)

## More by Robert Tappan Morris

> [I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-tappan-morris/i-hate-funerals-and-would-not-attend-my-own-if-it-could-be-avoided/)

Robert Tappan Morris

> [I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-tappan-morris/i-hate-funerals-and-would-not-attend-my-own-if-it-could-be-avoided-2/)

Robert Tappan Morris

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