--- title: "15 Fun Quotes By Woody Allen" description: "15 Fun quotes by Woody Allen. Plus more from Woody Allen and more Fun sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/woody-allen-176_cinema_if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-the_1480850.jpg" --- > [If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-then-the-results-of-the-film/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/woody-allen-176_cinema_if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-the_1480850.jpg) > [Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-his-body-only-the-body-has/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/woody-allen-176_body_man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-h_228980.jpg) > [Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/most-of-the-time-i-don-t-have-much-fun-the-rest-of-the-time-i-don-t/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f7/woody-allen-176_fun_most-of-the-time-i-don-t-have-much-fun-t_859260.jpg) > [Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-hard-for-insects-and-don-t-think-mice-are-having-any-fun/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/577/woody-allen-176_animal_life-is-hard-for-insects-and-don-t-think_3120141.jpg) > [That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/that-sex-was-the-most-fun-i-ever-had-without-laughing/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/903/woody-allen-176_fun_that-sex-was-the-most-fun-i-ever-had-wit_847636.jpg) > [Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/have-you-ever-noticed-that-good-people-sleep-better-but-bad-people/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/727/woody-allen-176_awake_have-you-ever-noticed-that-good-people-s_1187690.jpg) > [I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-never-have-an-alter-ego-in-the-movies-that-s-a-fiction-that-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/465/woody-allen-176_alter-ego_i-never-have-an-alter-ego-in-the-movies_2756834.jpg) > [Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/everyone-wants-to-get-out-of-living-where-they-re-living-now-because/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97a/woody-allen-176_fun_everyone-wants-to-get-out-of-living-wher_2674659.jpg) > [I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-said-this-to-my-daughter-if-you-don-t-practice-the-guitar-when-you/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dae/woody-allen-176_able_i-said-this-to-my-daughter-if-you-don-t_996411.jpg) > [Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/human-beings-are-divided-into-mind-and-body-the-mind-embraces-all-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fe/woody-allen-176_aspiration_human-beings-are-divided-into-mind-and-b_3077643.jpg) > [I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-ll-work-by-myself-for-years-and-then-i-ll-think-it-ll-be-fun-to-et/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/459/woody-allen-176_feels_i-ll-work-by-myself-for-years-and-then-i_223837.jpg) > [As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/as-i-ve-gotten-older-the-parts-have-diminished-i-liked-it-when-i-was/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/576/woody-allen-176_come-up_as-i-ve-gotten-older-the-parts-have-dimi_570760.jpg) > [For me personally - because I do it myself - the scoring of a picture is fun. I edit the picture and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/for-me-personally-because-i-do-it-myself-the-scoring-of-a-picture-is/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e69/woody-allen-176_composer_for-me-personally-because-i-do-it-myself_1665105.jpg) > [If I can play a scene in a master shot, I always prefer it. And the actors always prefer it. It's fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/if-i-can-play-a-scene-in-a-master-shot-i-always-prefer-it-and-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3f/woody-allen-176_actors_if-i-can-play-a-scene-in-a-master-shot-i_908245.jpg) > [I would not like to live in the past because you don't get anesthetic when you go to the dentist. You don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-would-not-like-to-live-in-the-past-because-you-don-t-get-anesthetic/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e97/woody-allen-176_anesthetics_i-would-not-like-to-live-in-the-past-bec_2688022.jpg) ## Other authors on Fun - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richard-branson-78442.jpg) Richard Branson 46 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/richard-branson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-frederick-lenz-36205.jpg) Frederick Lenz 45 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/frederick-lenz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sherrilyn-kenyon-84925.jpg) Sherrilyn Kenyon 22 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/sherrilyn-kenyon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-taylor-swift-89132.jpg) Taylor Swift 20 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/taylor-swift/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-p-j-o-rourke-184.jpg) P. J. O'Rourke 18 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/p-j-o-rourke/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 18 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/amit-kalantri/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-walt-disney-94295.jpg) Walt Disney 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/walt-disney/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-stan-lee-86596.jpg) Stan Lee 17 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/stan-lee/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-sangfroid-stalker-1340.jpg) SangFroid Stalker 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/sangfroid-stalker/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-riordan-79077.jpg) Rick Riordan 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/rick-riordan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-ray-bradbury-77494.jpg) Ray Bradbury 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/ray-bradbury/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-hunter-s-thompson-42712.jpg) Hunter S. Thompson 15 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/hunter-s-thompson/) ## More by Woody Allen > [“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/true-science-has-conquered-many-diseases-broken-the-genetic-code-and/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-every-generation-there-are-a-few-people-who-are-authentically/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-frank-capra-was-a-much-craftier-filmmaker-a-wonderful/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-food-here-is-terrible-and-the-portions-are-too-small/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/gauguin-flew-into-a-frenzy-he-held-my-head-under-the-x-ray-machine/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-has-gotten-into-you-lately-save-a-little-craziness-for-menopause/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-enjoy-the-making-of-the-film-and-it-s-something-for-me-to-do-if/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-does-man-kill-he-kills-for-food-and-not-only-food-frequently/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/a-stockbroker-is-someone-who-invests-other-people-s-money-until-it-is/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-cannot-live-by-bread-alone-every-once-in-awhile-he-needs-a-salad/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-literature-is-a-footnote-to-faust-i-have-no-idea-what-i-mean-by/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-are-two-important-things-in-the-world-the-first-is-sex-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [You can't ride two horses with one behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-can-t-ride-two-horses-with-one-behind/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/is-old-age-really-so-terrible-not-if-you-ve-brushed-your-teeth/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fun/woody-allen/#itemlist", "name": "15 Fun Quotes By Woody Allen", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-then-the-results-of-the-film/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/woody-allen-176_cinema_if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-the_1480850.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/woody-allen-176_cinema_if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-the_1480850.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/woody-allen-176_cinema_if-you-don-t-have-fun-doing-the-film-the_1480850.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.” — Woody Allen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-his-body-only-the-body-has/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/woody-allen-176_body_man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-h_228980.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/woody-allen-176_body_man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-h_228980.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/woody-allen-176_body_man-consists-of-two-parts-his-mind-and-h_228980.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.” — Woody Allen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Most of the time I don't have much fun. 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