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title: "2 Fucking Bird Quotes by 1 author"
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> [“I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it “sir” because it would be the dominant species…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-don-t-know-how-they-catch-the-birds-i-know-the-goliath-fucking-bird/)

[David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/272/david-wong-1098_spider_i-don-t-know-how-they-catch-the-birds-i_387318.png)

> [“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-know-the-goliath-fucking-bird-eating-spider-can-t-fly-because-if-it/)

[David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/)

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