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title: "3 Fucking Balls Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [“The thing about rugby is this: You can hate a guy off the pitch who will save your fucking balls on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-bosma/the-thing-about-rugby-is-this-you-can-hate-a-guy-off-the-pitch-who/)

[Sam Bosma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-bosma/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/sam-bosma-179210_rugby_the-thing-about-rugby-is-this-you-can-ha_1220617.jpg)

> [“When you’re ready to leave behind a man who doesn’t even have the fucking balls to tell me to back the fuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nina-levine/when-you-re-ready-to-leave-behind-a-man-who-doesn-t-even-have-the/)

[Nina Levine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nina-levine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/nina-levine-18946_ready-to-leave_when-you-re-ready-to-leave-behind-a-man_1271382.jpg)

> [“Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/motherfucker-you-haven-t-got-the-fucking-balls-god-gave-a-goddamned/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b07/david-sedaris-333_motherfucker_motherfucker-you-haven-t-got-the-fucking_1733268.jpg)

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