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title: "4 Fuck Sideways Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“I am waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-marber/i-am-waiting-for-a-man-to-come-in-here-and-fuck-me-sideways-with-a/)

[Patrick Marber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-marber/)

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> [“I vow on this holy ground that when this is all over, I’m going to bend you over the first available surface…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrigan-byrne/i-vow-on-this-holy-ground-that-when-this-is-all-over-i-m-going-to/)

[Kerrigan Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrigan-byrne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/295/kerrigan-byrne-9919_quote_i-vow-on-this-holy-ground-that-when-this_975960.jpg)

> [Fuck me. sideways.in a chair. backwards.twice. from behind. on top. for hours. upside down. horizontally. standing up. in a bed.on the table.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/fuck-me-sideways-in-a-chair-backwards-twice-from-behind-on-top-for/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f8/anonymous-1_sex_fuck-me-sideways-in-a-chair-backwards-tw_1709315.jpg)

> [“Well fuck me sideways 'til I cry”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-monette/well-fuck-me-sideways-til-i-cry/)

[Sarah Monette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-monette/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d30/sarah-monette-19108_fuck_well-fuck-me-sideways-til-i-cry-3215097_3215097.png)

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