--- title: "8 Fuck Eat Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 8 Fuck Eat quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Fuck Eat sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/david-sedaris-333_candy_when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck_148725.png" --- > [“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck-it-and-eat-yourself-some/) [David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/david-sedaris-333_candy_when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck_148725.png) > [Fuck you all!!! Eat my balls!... Forgot to clean 'em tho' ;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trey-songz/fuck-you-all-eat-my-balls-forgot-to-clean-em-tho/) [Trey Songz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trey-songz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/trey-songz-2411_balls_fuck-you-all-eat-my-balls-forgot-to-clea_173683.png) > [“...the restaurant itself is weird especially because of a big raunch mad thicklipped sloppy young Fillipino woman sitting alone at the end…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/the-restaurant-itself-is-weird-especially-because-of-a-big-raunch-mad/) [Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53b/jack-kerouac-182_confidence_the-restaurant-itself-is-weird-especiall_215172.jpg) > [“We fucked, Ms. Lane. Even cockroaches fuck. They eat each other, too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/we-fucked-ms-lane-even-cockroaches-fuck-they-eat-each-other-too/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acd/karen-marie-moning-189_cockroaches_we-fucked-ms-lane-even-cockroaches-fuck_336475.png) > [“... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-galbraith/cheer-the-fuck-up-and-eat-your-burger/) [Robert Galbraith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-galbraith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bee/robert-galbraith-3411_quote_cheer-the-fuck-up-and-eat-your-burger-10_1068876.jpg) > [“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/when-a-hurricane-damaged-my-father-s-house-my-brother-rushed-over/) [David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/david-sedaris-333_coping_when-a-hurricane-damaged-my-father-s-hou_1314472.png) > [“If you can't fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon--kill it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/if-you-can-t-fuck-it-eat-it-or-use-it-for-a-weapon-kill-it/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/214/karen-marie-moning-189_kill_if-you-can-t-fuck-it-eat-it-or-use-it-fo_1424021.png) > [“They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amelia-beamer/they-were-all-looking-at-him-with-an-unpronounceable-hunger-actually/) [Amelia Beamer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amelia-beamer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e99/amelia-beamer-83524_the-loving-dead_they-were-all-looking-at-him-with-an-unp_1520480.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fuck-eat/#itemlist", "name": "Fuck Eat Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Sedaris" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck-it-and-eat-yourself-some/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/david-sedaris-333_candy_when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck_148725.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/david-sedaris-333_candy_when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck_148725.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/david-sedaris-333_candy_when-shit-brings-you-down-just-say-fuck_148725.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.” — David Sedaris", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Fuck you all!!! 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