--- title: "30 Frying Pan Quotes by 27 authors" description: "Browse 30 Frying Pan quotes by 27 authors. Discover the best Frying Pan sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg" --- > [“Feels like a frying pan–fire scenario.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-harper/feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario/) [Jane Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-harper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg) > [Leap out of the frying pan into the fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miguel-de-cervantes/leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/) [Miguel de Cervantes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miguel-de-cervantes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b83/miguel-de-cervantes-715_fire_leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire_1536400.png) > [I don't often get a chance to have a frying pan in the show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-emmanuel/i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-frying-pan-in-the-show/) [Tommy Emmanuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-emmanuel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/257/tommy-emmanuel-53423_chance_i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-fry_2335722.png) > [“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick-up-a-frying-pan-owns-death/) [William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e6/william-s-burroughs-528_death_nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_2672717.png) > [“I felt like I’d been clonged on the head with a frying pan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brigid-schulte/i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head-with-a-frying-pan/) [Brigid Schulte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brigid-schulte/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/brigid-schulte-15835_frying_i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head_1115718.png) > [“Gris. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cat-hellisen/gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire/) [Cat Hellisen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cat-hellisen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe1/cat-hellisen-13189_fire_gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the_2572354.jpg) > [The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucian/the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/) [Lucian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/lucian-23536_effort_the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-fryi_1041752.png) > [out of the frying pan and into the fire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/anonymous-1_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire_846988.jpg) > [Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire; or, out of God's blessing into the warm sun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miguel-de-cervantes/let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-or-out-of-god-s/) [Miguel de Cervantes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miguel-de-cervantes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36c/miguel-de-cervantes-715_blessing_let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-t_2243271.png) > [“Men are obtuse. You have to beat them over the head with a frying pan to get them to notice things.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaci-burton/men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-over-the-head-with-a-frying-pan/) [Jaci Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaci-burton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ba/jaci-burton-2081_quote_men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-ove_1269965.jpg) > [In Spanish, we have a saying: 'The woman and the frying pan belong in the kitchen.' Ohhhh, I hate it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charo/in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-and-the-frying-pan-belong-in/) [Charo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f47/charo-25668_belong_in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-an_2397183.jpg) > [“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t good that they were looking at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty-but-as-good-as-they-looked-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/957/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty_2112779.jpg) > [“I looked at Allison. "You're a lot of fun. But right now I want you to put down the frying pan, okay?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun-but-right-now-i-want-you-to/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/rick-riordan-27_right-now_i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun_2100535.jpg) > [“Out of the oven and into the frying pan. It would be Ana’s luck to escape a would-be rapist and end up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vivienne-savage/out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan-it-would-be-ana-s-luck-to/) [Vivienne Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vivienne-savage/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/vivienne-savage-906_quote_out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan_983608.jpg) > [“Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-millionaire/gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-another-frying/) [Tony Millionaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-millionaire/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/tony-millionaire-54563_quote_gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying_1350086.jpg) > [“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prashant-yadav/when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-you-will-reminisce-about-it/) [Prashant Yadav](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prashant-yadav/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/prashant-yadav-270206_fire_when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-yo_935459.jpg) > [The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-parsons-burkitt/the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-enemy-food-should-not-be/) [Denis Parsons Burkitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-parsons-burkitt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/denis-parsons-burkitt-48125_adapted_the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-e_2952973.png) > [Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of-it-you-re-on-but-now-and-then/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/tom-robbins-169_frying_violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of_412330.jpg) > [As mayor, I'm in the frying pan. I'm just sitting here on the griddle now, and I've got to really think, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-a-williams/as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just-sitting-here-on-the-griddle/) [Anthony A. Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-a-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/anthony-a-williams-81710_frying-pans_as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just_6461.png) > [“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-hawkins/every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what-s-special-about-their-town/) [Tim Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7df/tim-hawkins-35454_humor_every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what_1238084.jpg) > [“Prideep pointed to the flames of paraffin lamps as they came alive in the distance and cackled in awe at the experience.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahir-shah/prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffin-lamps-as-they-came-alive-in/) [Tahir Shah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tahir-shah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a6/tahir-shah-3083_chef_prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffi_74679.png) > [“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come-ons-full-of-complete-sets-of/) [Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/jennifer-crusie-2092_food_do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come_3015276.png) > [“You have a real gift for getting into trouble, don’t you? That was one thing I forgot when you left the pack.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-briggs/you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-trouble-don-t-you-that-was-one/) [Patricia Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-briggs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/patricia-briggs-571_accidental_you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-tr_254550.png) > [It’s lovely,” I said, taking an involuntary half step back. “Really, though. I don’t like to handle other people’s cookware.” “That’s the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary-half-step-back-really-though/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/anonymous-1_cookware_it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary_1036514.jpg) > [FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-apparatus-employed-in-that/) [Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/ambrose-bierce-140_assistance_frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-appar_445242.jpg) > [“Do you have a frying pan? Not Teflon, I hate that stuff. Cast iron? Or stainless steel?" I found River an old…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/april-genevieve-tucholke/do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-hate-that-stuff-cast-iron-or/) [April Genevieve Tucholke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/april-genevieve-tucholke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/april-genevieve-tucholke-16143_blue-sky_do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-ha_992581.jpg) > [Out of the frying pan, into the fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tertullian/out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/) [Tertullian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tertullian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/tertullian-3469_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-9060_906014.png) > [No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick-up-a-frying-pan-owns-death/) [William S. Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-s-burroughs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/william-s-burroughs-528_death_no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_1937425.png) > [I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-schroeder/i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for-my-kids-and-i-thought-he-s/) [Pat Schroeder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-schroeder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/pat-schroeder-90121_cooking_i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for_3169225.jpg) > [“We seemed to be quite adept at pulling the eject lever on frying pan and landing our happy tails in the fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-james/we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-the-eject-lever-on-frying-pan/) [Bryan James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-james/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dc/bryan-james-71462_quote_we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-t_1441731.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/#itemlist", "name": "Frying Pan Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Feels like a frying pan–fire scenario.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jane Harper" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-harper/feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Feels like a frying pan–fire scenario.” — Jane Harper", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Leap out of the frying pan into the fire.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Miguel de Cervantes" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miguel-de-cervantes/leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b83/miguel-de-cervantes-715_fire_leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire_1536400.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b83/miguel-de-cervantes-715_fire_leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire_1536400.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b83/miguel-de-cervantes-715_fire_leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire_1536400.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Leap out of the frying pan into the fire.” — Miguel de Cervantes", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't often get a chance to have a frying pan in the show.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tommy Emmanuel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-emmanuel/i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-frying-pan-in-the-show/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/257/tommy-emmanuel-53423_chance_i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-fry_2335722.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/257/tommy-emmanuel-53423_chance_i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-fry_2335722.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/257/tommy-emmanuel-53423_chance_i-don-t-often-get-a-chance-to-have-a-fry_2335722.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't often get a chance to have a frying pan in the show.” — Tommy Emmanuel", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "William S. Burroughs" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick-up-a-frying-pan-owns-death/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e6/william-s-burroughs-528_death_nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_2672717.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e6/william-s-burroughs-528_death_nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_2672717.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e6/william-s-burroughs-528_death_nobody-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_2672717.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.” — William S. Burroughs", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I felt like I’d been clonged on the head with a frying pan.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Brigid Schulte" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brigid-schulte/i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head-with-a-frying-pan/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/brigid-schulte-15835_frying_i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head_1115718.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/brigid-schulte-15835_frying_i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head_1115718.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/brigid-schulte-15835_frying_i-felt-like-i-d-been-clonged-on-the-head_1115718.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I felt like I’d been clonged on the head with a frying pan.” — Brigid Schulte", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Gris. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Cat Hellisen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cat-hellisen/gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe1/cat-hellisen-13189_fire_gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the_2572354.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe1/cat-hellisen-13189_fire_gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the_2572354.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe1/cat-hellisen-13189_fire_gris-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the_2572354.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Gris. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.” — Cat Hellisen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lucian" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucian/the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/lucian-23536_effort_the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-fryi_1041752.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/lucian-23536_effort_the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-fryi_1041752.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/lucian-23536_effort_the-effort-only-shifted-me-from-the-fryi_1041752.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire.” — Lucian", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "out of the frying pan and into the fire", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/anonymous-1_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire_846988.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/anonymous-1_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire_846988.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/anonymous-1_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire_846988.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“out of the frying pan and into the fire” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire; or, out of God's blessing into the warm sun.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Miguel de Cervantes" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miguel-de-cervantes/let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-or-out-of-god-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36c/miguel-de-cervantes-715_blessing_let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-t_2243271.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36c/miguel-de-cervantes-715_blessing_let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-t_2243271.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36c/miguel-de-cervantes-715_blessing_let-me-leap-out-of-the-frying-pan-into-t_2243271.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire; or, out of God's blessing into the warm sun.” — Miguel de Cervantes", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Men are obtuse. You have to beat them over the head with a frying pan to get them to notice things.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jaci Burton" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaci-burton/men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-over-the-head-with-a-frying-pan/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ba/jaci-burton-2081_quote_men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-ove_1269965.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ba/jaci-burton-2081_quote_men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-ove_1269965.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ba/jaci-burton-2081_quote_men-are-obtuse-you-have-to-beat-them-ove_1269965.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Men are obtuse. You have to beat them over the head with a frying pan to get them to notice things.” — Jaci Burton", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "In Spanish, we have a saying: 'The woman and the frying pan belong in the kitchen.' Ohhhh, I hate it!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charo" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charo/in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-and-the-frying-pan-belong-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f47/charo-25668_belong_in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-an_2397183.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f47/charo-25668_belong_in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-an_2397183.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f47/charo-25668_belong_in-spanish-we-have-a-saying-the-woman-an_2397183.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In Spanish, we have a saying: 'The woman and the frying pan belong in the kitchen.' Ohhhh, I hate it!” — Charo", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t good that they were looking at me.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jarod Kintz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty-but-as-good-as-they-looked-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/957/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty_2112779.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/957/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty_2112779.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/957/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-eyes-in-the-frying-pan-looked-tasty_2112779.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t good that they were looking…” — Jarod Kintz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I looked at Allison. \"You're a lot of fun. But right now I want you to put down the frying pan, okay?\" \"Are you crazy?\" \"Put it down.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun-but-right-now-i-want-you-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/rick-riordan-27_right-now_i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun_2100535.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/rick-riordan-27_right-now_i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun_2100535.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/rick-riordan-27_right-now_i-looked-at-allison-you-re-a-lot-of-fun_2100535.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I looked at Allison. \"You're a lot of fun. But right now I want you to put down the frying pan, okay?\" \"Are…” — Rick Riordan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Out of the oven and into the frying pan. It would be Ana’s luck to escape a would-be rapist and end up in some hag’s stew pot.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Vivienne Savage" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vivienne-savage/out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan-it-would-be-ana-s-luck-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/vivienne-savage-906_quote_out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan_983608.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/vivienne-savage-906_quote_out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan_983608.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/vivienne-savage-906_quote_out-of-the-oven-and-into-the-frying-pan_983608.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Out of the oven and into the frying pan. It would be Ana’s luck to escape a would-be rapist and end up in…” — Vivienne Savage", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tony Millionaire" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-millionaire/gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-another-frying/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/tony-millionaire-54563_quote_gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying_1350086.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/tony-millionaire-54563_quote_gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying_1350086.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/672/tony-millionaire-54563_quote_gadzooks-we-ve-jumped-out-of-the-frying_1350086.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Gadzooks! We've jumped out of the frying pan and into another frying pan!” — Tony Millionaire", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Prashant Yadav" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prashant-yadav/when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-you-will-reminisce-about-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/prashant-yadav-270206_fire_when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-yo_935459.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/prashant-yadav-270206_fire_when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-yo_935459.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/prashant-yadav-270206_fire_when-in-a-frying-pan-thank-your-stars-yo_935459.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.” — Prashant Yadav", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a stone age diet of roots and vegetables.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Denis Parsons Burkitt" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-parsons-burkitt/the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-enemy-food-should-not-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/denis-parsons-burkitt-48125_adapted_the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-e_2952973.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/denis-parsons-burkitt-48125_adapted_the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-e_2952973.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/denis-parsons-burkitt-48125_adapted_the-frying-pan-you-should-give-to-your-e_2952973.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to…” — Denis Parsons Burkitt", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Robbins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of-it-you-re-on-but-now-and-then/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/tom-robbins-169_frying_violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of_412330.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/tom-robbins-169_frying_violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of_412330.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/tom-robbins-169_frying_violence-stinks-no-matter-which-side-of_412330.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit…” — Tom Robbins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As mayor, I'm in the frying pan. I'm just sitting here on the griddle now, and I've got to really think, you know, do I want to stay here on the griddle?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anthony A. Williams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-a-williams/as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just-sitting-here-on-the-griddle/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/anthony-a-williams-81710_frying-pans_as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just_6461.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/anthony-a-williams-81710_frying-pans_as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just_6461.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dea/anthony-a-williams-81710_frying-pans_as-mayor-i-m-in-the-frying-pan-i-m-just_6461.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“As mayor, I'm in the frying pan. I'm just sitting here on the griddle now, and I've got to really think, you…” — Anthony A. Williams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up and says, 'D'you know that we're the home of the world's largest frying pan?' '...Really! That is great 'cause I'm writin' a new book called Things I Don't Care About.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tim Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-hawkins/every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what-s-special-about-their-town/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7df/tim-hawkins-35454_humor_every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what_1238084.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7df/tim-hawkins-35454_humor_every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what_1238084.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7df/tim-hawkins-35454_humor_every-town-you-go-to-they-tell-you-what_1238084.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy…” — Tim Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 21, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Prideep pointed to the flames of paraffin lamps as they came alive in the distance and cackled in awe at the experience. (…) I was to discover that making tasty soup with one carrot, ten peas and a little dishwater, was his greatest skill. One wondered what the man would be capable of creating with a blender and a non-stick frying-pan.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tahir Shah" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahir-shah/prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffin-lamps-as-they-came-alive-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a6/tahir-shah-3083_chef_prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffi_74679.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a6/tahir-shah-3083_chef_prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffi_74679.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a6/tahir-shah-3083_chef_prideep-pointed-to-the-flames-of-paraffi_74679.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Prideep pointed to the flames of paraffin lamps as they came alive in the distance and cackled in awe at the…” — Tahir Shah", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need, and maybe all you need is a wok and a hot place to grill your bacon. In a pinch, I can do it all with my good heavy nonstick frying pan. Besides the obvious braising, browning, and frying, I can make sauces and stir-fries in it, toast cheese sandwiches and slivered almonds, use the underside to pound cutlets, and in a pinch probably swing it to defend my honor. If I could find a man that versatile and dependable, I’d marry him.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Crusie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come-ons-full-of-complete-sets-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/jennifer-crusie-2092_food_do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come_3015276.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/jennifer-crusie-2092_food_do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come_3015276.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/jennifer-crusie-2092_food_do-not-be-seduced-by-those-big-box-come_3015276.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of “complete sets” of extraneous cookware. A complete set…” — Jennifer Crusie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You have a real gift for getting into trouble, don’t you? That was one thing I forgot when you left the pack.” “How is any of this my fault?” I asked hotly. He sighed. “I don’t know. Does it matter whose fault it is once you’re sitting in the middle of the frying pan?” He gave me a despairing look. “And as my father used to point out, you find your way into that frying pan way too often for it to be purely accidental.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Patricia Briggs" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-briggs/you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-trouble-don-t-you-that-was-one/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/patricia-briggs-571_accidental_you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-tr_254550.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/patricia-briggs-571_accidental_you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-tr_254550.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/patricia-briggs-571_accidental_you-have-a-real-gift-for-getting-into-tr_254550.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You have a real gift for getting into trouble, don’t you? That was one thing I forgot when you left the…” — Patricia Briggs", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 24, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It’s lovely,” I said, taking an involuntary half step back. “Really, though. I don’t like to handle other people’s cookware.” “That’s the best you can manage? That’s your bright, bold lie?” “Look, lady, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had somebody corner me on a dark street and try to hand me a frying pan before,” I snapped.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary-half-step-back-really-though/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/anonymous-1_cookware_it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary_1036514.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/anonymous-1_cookware_it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary_1036514.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b1/anonymous-1_cookware_it-s-lovely-i-said-taking-an-involuntary_1036514.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It’s lovely,” I said, taking an involuntary half step back. “Really, though. I don’t like to handle other…” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 25, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin, and by him used in cooking span-long infants that had died without baptism; and observing one day the horrible torment of a tramp who had incautiously pulled a fried babe from the waste-dump and devoured it, it occurred to the great divine to rob death of its terrors by introducing the frying-pan into every household in Geneva. Thence it spread to all corners of the world, and has been of invaluable assistance in the propagation of his sombre faith.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ambrose Bierce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-apparatus-employed-in-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/ambrose-bierce-140_assistance_frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-appar_445242.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/ambrose-bierce-140_assistance_frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-appar_445242.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/ambrose-bierce-140_assistance_frying-pan-n-one-part-of-the-penal-appar_445242.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“FRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The…” — Ambrose Bierce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Do you have a frying pan? Not Teflon, I hate that stuff. Cast iron? Or stainless steel?\" I found River an old cast iron pan in the cabinet by the sink. I put it on the stove, and I imagined, for a second, Freddie, young, wearing a pearl necklace and a hat that slouched off to one side, standing over that very pan and making an omelet after a late night spent dancing those crazy, cool dances they did back in her day. \"Brilliant,\" River said. He lit the gas stove and threw some butter in the pan. Then he cut four pieces of the baguette, rubbed them with a clove of garlic, and tore a hole out in each. He set the bread in the butter and cracked an egg onto the bread so it filled up the hole. The yolks of the eggs were a bright orange, which, according to Sunshine's dad, meant the chickens were as happy as a blue sky when they laid them. \"Eggs in a frame,\" River smiled at me. When the eggs were done, but still runny, he put them on two plates, diced a tomato into little juicy squares, and piled them on top of the bread. The tomato had been grown a few miles outside of Echo, in some peaceful person's greenhouse, and it was red as sin and ripe as the noon sun. River sprinkled some sea salt over the tomatoes, and a little olive oil, and handed me a plate. \"It's so good, River. So very, very good. Where the hell did you learn to cook?\" Olive oil and tomato juice were running down my chin and I couldn't have cared less. \"Honestly? My mother was a chef.\" River had the half smile on his crooked mouth, sly, sly, sly. \"This is sort of a bruschetta, but with a fried egg. American, by way of Italy.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "April Genevieve Tucholke" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/april-genevieve-tucholke/do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-hate-that-stuff-cast-iron-or/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/april-genevieve-tucholke-16143_blue-sky_do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-ha_992581.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/april-genevieve-tucholke-16143_blue-sky_do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-ha_992581.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/april-genevieve-tucholke-16143_blue-sky_do-you-have-a-frying-pan-not-teflon-i-ha_992581.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do you have a frying pan? Not Teflon, I hate that stuff. Cast iron? Or stainless steel?\" I found River an…” — April Genevieve Tucholke", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 27, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Out of the frying pan, into the fire.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tertullian" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tertullian/out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/tertullian-3469_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-9060_906014.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/tertullian-3469_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-9060_906014.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0f/tertullian-3469_fire_out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire-9060_906014.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Out of the frying pan, into the fire.” — Tertullian", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 28, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "William S. Burroughs" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-s-burroughs/no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick-up-a-frying-pan-owns-death/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/william-s-burroughs-528_death_no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_1937425.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/william-s-burroughs-528_death_no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_1937425.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/william-s-burroughs-528_death_no-one-owns-life-but-anyone-who-can-pick_1937425.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.” — William S. Burroughs", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 29, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pat Schroeder" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-schroeder/i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for-my-kids-and-i-thought-he-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/pat-schroeder-90121_cooking_i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for_3169225.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/pat-schroeder-90121_cooking_i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for_3169225.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/pat-schroeder-90121_cooking_i-was-cooking-breakfast-this-morning-for_3169225.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon…” — Pat Schroeder", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 30, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“We seemed to be quite adept at pulling the eject lever on frying pan and landing our happy tails in the fire.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bryan James" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-james/we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-the-eject-lever-on-frying-pan/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dc/bryan-james-71462_quote_we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-t_1441731.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dc/bryan-james-71462_quote_we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-t_1441731.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7dc/bryan-james-71462_quote_we-seemed-to-be-quite-adept-at-pulling-t_1441731.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We seemed to be quite adept at pulling the eject lever on frying pan and landing our happy tails in the fire.” — Bryan James", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/", "name": "Frying Pan Quotes", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/101/jane-harper-33710_feels_feels-like-a-frying-pan-fire-scenario-27_2793600.jpg" }, "description": "Browse 30 Frying Pan quotes by 27 authors. Discover the best Frying Pan sayings and thoughts.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Frying Pan Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/frying-pan/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```