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> [“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a smarmy lawyer, and has a breakdown, so has to go home to Leafy Glade, Alabama, where she reunites…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/it-s-very-christmas-movie-like-the-cheesy-ones-on-channel-5-where/)

Juno Dawson

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## More by Juno Dawson

> [“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a smarmy lawyer,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/it-s-very-christmas-movie-like-the-cheesy-ones-on-channel-5-where/)

Juno Dawson

> [“I'm dead inside so my eyes remain dry”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/i-m-dead-inside-so-my-eyes-remain-dry/)

Juno Dawson

> [“I throw on some sweatpants and tell everyone I want a 'real' coffee which sounds more believable than telling them I'm going for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/i-throw-on-some-sweatpants-and-tell-everyone-i-want-a-real-coffee/)

Juno Dawson

> [“It doesn't matter how many times I chuck Philosopher's stone into the fireplace, another copy appears on the shelf like literary herpes”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juno-dawson/it-doesn-t-matter-how-many-times-i-chuck-philosopher-s-stone-into-the/)

Juno Dawson

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